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d000hg replied

10 July 2013, 19:35
Maybe he thought it needed another go to make sure.
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SimonMac replied

10 July 2013, 19:12
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

MF

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1773571

When you repeat yourself its just sad
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xoggoth replied

10 July 2013, 18:59
1 Cats
2 People

Anything else can definitely not be squished, anyone who does is a barsteward!
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suityou01 replied

10 July 2013, 14:34
MF
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Dark Black replied

10 July 2013, 14:33
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I find putting the cat in a big and swinging it around your head before throwing it is better than hitting the thing in the legs with a baseball bat.

grrr....
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Mich the Tester replied

10 July 2013, 13:57
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Southerners.

Originally posted by Clare@InTouch View Post

Oi!

Don't squish southerners. All the shandy will come squirting out and leave a sticky mess on the pavement.
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Clare@InTouch replied

10 July 2013, 13:54
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Southerners.

Oi!
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geoffreywhereveryoumaybe replied

10 July 2013, 13:47
Pigeons

And when you squish them you end up with nothing but a pile of feathers left behind once their mates have consumed the corpse
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d000hg replied

10 July 2013, 13:46
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Yeah but if a moggie saw you being hurt by someone, you think they'd give a crap?
Sap.

Yeah but if sasguru saw you being hurt by someone, you think he'd give a crap?
Sas.
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Mich the Tester replied

10 July 2013, 13:26
Originally posted by EstherA4C View Post

wasps

No, that won't work; I know they were disappointing last season but they've been on a buying spree and have signed a couple of useful Tongans.

BBC Sport - London Wasps sign Tongans William Helu and Taione Vea
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EstherA4C replied

10 July 2013, 13:24
wasps
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d000hg replied

10 July 2013, 13:17
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Christians

KUATB
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sasguru replied

10 July 2013, 13:14
Originally posted by Dark Black View Post

You are sick... I'd damage anyone I saw hurting a moggie...

Baseball bat to the kneecaps should do it....

Yeah but if a moggie saw you being hurt by someone, you think they'd give a crap?
Sap.
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MarillionFan replied

10 July 2013, 13:14
Originally posted by Dark Black View Post

You are sick... I'd damage anyone I saw hurting a moggie...

Baseball bat to the kneecaps should do it....

I find putting the cat in a big and swinging it around your head before throwing it is better than hitting the thing in the legs with a baseball bat.
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Dark Black replied

10 July 2013, 13:12
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Cat is a big YES!

You are sick... I'd damage anyone I saw hurting a moggie...

Baseball bat to the kneecaps should do it....
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