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Which creatures are ok to squish?
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You are sick... I'd damage anyone I saw hurting a moggie...Originally posted by SimonMac View PostCat is a big YES!

Baseball bat to the kneecaps should do it....Do what thou wiltComment
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I find putting the cat in a big and swinging it around your head before throwing it is better than hitting the thing in the legs with a baseball bat.Originally posted by Dark Black View PostYou are sick... I'd damage anyone I saw hurting a moggie...

Baseball bat to the kneecaps should do it....What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Yeah but if a moggie saw you being hurt by someone, you think they'd give a crap?Originally posted by Dark Black View PostYou are sick... I'd damage anyone I saw hurting a moggie...

Baseball bat to the kneecaps should do it....
Sap.Hard Brexit now!
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KUATBOriginally posted by sasguru View PostChristiansOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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No, that won't work; I know they were disappointing last season but they've been on a buying spree and have signed a couple of useful Tongans.Originally posted by EstherA4C View Postwasps
BBC Sport - London Wasps sign Tongans William Helu and Taione VeaAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Yeah but if sasguru saw you being hurt by someone, you think he'd give a crap?Originally posted by sasguru View PostYeah but if a moggie saw you being hurt by someone, you think they'd give a crap?
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Sas.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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And when you squish them you end up with nothing but a pile of feathers left behind once their mates have consumed the corpseComment
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