Hot Pants

[EternalOptimist]

when a man grows old
and his balls get cold
and the tip of his pr1ck turns blue
far from the life of contracting strife
he can tell you a tale or two

So pull up a seat, and put up your feet
I'll tell you a tale while we natter,
About old Vetran and Zeity the Gorn,
And a bird called Fanny Schlatter

[d000hg]

"Fanny Schlatter" - yes it sounds like it was.

[northernladuk]

Fanny Schlatter was on her job as an apprentice painter

Reminds me of this clip which has me in tears everytime...

[vetran]

Samsung Galaxy S3 explodes, turns young woman into 'burnt pig' ? The Register

A young Swiss woman reportedly received second and third degree burns when her Samsung Galaxy S3 smartphone exploded in her trousers.

According to a report in the French-language Le Matin of Lausanne, Switzerland, 18-year-old Fanny Schlatter was on her job as an apprentice painter, loading paint cans into her boss' truck, when her smartphone exploded in her trousers.

no jokes about getting the painters in,

must remember not to put my phone in my pocket don't want roasted nuts.