Reply to: I think I am being tulip on

[MarillionFan]

I didn't go permie and at the moment I can get a bigger cheaper mortgage using a specialist in contractor mortgages than if I went permie and used a normal broker.

Not a clue why but I'll make the most of it and pull spare cash out for either repairs or another btl deposit. :

The last time I did it was in 2007. I cynically went perm and extended my offset & took out a £425k mortgage. I didn't actually need a £425k mortgage but thought it would be useful.

At .48% over base on an offset how right I was proved.

Now looking to move again.

[eek]

Going perm to cynically be able to get an easier, bigger cheaper mortgage. Now why didn't I think of that?

I didn't go permie and at the moment I can get a bigger cheaper mortgage using a specialist in contractor mortgages than if I went permie and used a normal broker.

Not a clue why but I'll make the most of it and pull spare cash out for either repairs or another btl deposit. :

[MarillionFan]

I don't but as I'm mortgage hunting i read threads about mortgages. In fact the only reason I'm back contracting at the moment is to make getting one slightly easier as the days of Bank Business managers approving mortgages has (sadly) long gone.

Going perm to cynically be able to get an easier, bigger cheaper mortgage. Now why didn't I think of that?

[eek]

Alternatively I'm not stuck on here day and night like a limpet reading every intricate post like my life depended on it.

I don't but as I'm mortgage hunting i read threads about mortgages. In fact the only reason I'm back contracting at the moment is to make getting one slightly easier as the days of Bank Business managers approving mortgages has (sadly) long gone.

[SimonMac]

Thank fook, you're back.

I thought he came back for the beastiality thread

[MarillionFan]

Considering cailin posted about getting a mortgage via a specialist I thought it was common knowledge. Clearly Mr Arbuckle's brain is as slow as his running.

Alternatively I'm not stuck on here day and night like a limpet reading every intricate post like my life depended on it.

[eek]

Mmmmm. The return of Churchill, 'the contracting super-ego', as opposed to Supremespods understated 'permie persona'.

Can only mean Spod has quit his permie role?

Considering cailin posted about getting a mortgage via a specialist I thought it was common knowledge. Clearly Mr Arbuckle's brain is as slow as his running.

[MarillionFan]

Thank fook, you're back.

Mmmmm. The return of Churchill, 'the contracting super-ego', as opposed to Supremespods understated 'permie persona'.

Can only mean Spod has quit his permie role?

[darmstadt]

Tulipheads:

[suityou01]

Scat's a very difficult question.

Thank fook, you're back.

[Churchill]

Am I? Or just being paranoid and delusional as per usual?

Scat's a very difficult question.

[mudskipper]

I've no idea. I find it all very confusing. I just nod and smile.

[Spacecadet]

Answer the following question:

Am I being tulip on?

if the answer is "Yes" then you are probably being tulip on
if the answer is "not sure" then you are probably being tulip on
if the answer is "no" then you are probably not being tulip on

To paraphrase another trueism, if you can't tell which team member is eating tulips then you're the one getting parcels from Amsterdam

[d000hg]

I think I am being tulip on

FTFY

[DaveB]

So after all this time you still can't tell?