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Originally posted by sasguru View PostNo I don't. But you could lose your virginity with one.
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Originally posted by bobspud View PostI use a 1950's yard of lead. Its heavy enough to beat a bob to death with it
I also have a Tombo Mechanical pencil but the lead is far too thin in that
I have to hand write the essays in my exams - that's 4 1000 word essays in three hours.
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I feel that the erasable nature of pencil indicates that you're not confident in what you're committing to paper! As a contractor your clients *expect * you to be confident! That's why I carry a large block of granite and an array of chisels and hammers at all times.
Sent from my tweeting foot massager.
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostExcellent for doing mathematical stuff.
..Do you use yours for this Sas?
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostOnly in CUK land will you find people arguing over which is the best pencil......
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Only in CUK land will you find people arguing over which is the best pencil......
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I use these so I can irritate other people in the office when I am bored by doing Cozy Powell impersonations:
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Originally posted by Paddy View PostThe withdrawal technique can be risky
'I learnt so much from my mistakes I'm thinking of making a few more'
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