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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    Hand writing? How quaint!
    They've yet to make a digital equivalent that is even close for maths. A bit like trying to write C++ with a pen really

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

    I have to hand write the essays in my exams - that's 4 1000 word essays in three hours.

    I'd get cramp. I'd fail as well cos nobody would be able to read it.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
    So you do admit to sticking foreign objects up your jacksie, for the purposes of relieving constipation? Just not a pencil?
    I can see why you're a virgin.

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  • KentPhilip
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    No I don't. But you could lose your virginity with one.
    So you do admit to sticking foreign objects up your jacksie, for the purposes of relieving constipation? Just not a pencil?

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by bobspud View Post
    I use a 1950's yard of lead. Its heavy enough to beat a bob to death with it

    I also have a Tombo Mechanical pencil but the lead is far too thin in that
    But still good for a stab through the heart?

    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    Hand writing? How quaint!
    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    In a few generations it'll be a lost art in the UK.
    I have to hand write the essays in my exams - that's 4 1000 word essays in three hours.

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  • Advocate
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    I feel that the erasable nature of pencil indicates that you're not confident in what you're committing to paper! As a contractor your clients *expect * you to be confident! That's why I carry a large block of granite and an array of chisels and hammers at all times.

    Sent from my tweeting foot massager.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
    Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil..



    ..Do you use yours for this Sas?
    No I don't. But you could lose your virginity with one.

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Only in CUK land will you find people arguing over which is the best pencil......
    There's no point

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  • KentPhilip
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Excellent for doing mathematical stuff.
    Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil..



    ..Do you use yours for this Sas?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    I Pencil

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  • scooterscot
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Only in CUK land will you find people arguing over which is the best pencil......
    This is not a argument, it's a contradiction.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Only in CUK land will you find people arguing over which is the best pencil......

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    No such need for using a rubber in me modelling, but then don't make many mistakes.
    Not many mistakes to be made in simple Weibull modelling.

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  • darmstadt
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    I use these so I can irritate other people in the office when I am bored by doing Cozy Powell impersonations:

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  • scooterscot
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    The withdrawal technique can be risky
    I prefer a neat line through any errors.

    'I learnt so much from my mistakes I'm thinking of making a few more'

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