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LisaContractorUmbrella replied

10 June 2013, 15:15
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Send a message to admin saying you want a level like 'LisaContractorUmbrella is more profit than loss' or something and get your accounting one.

That would be nice wouldn't it Although now I have a translation I am not sure I want to change
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LisaContractorUmbrella replied

10 June 2013, 15:14
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

If you don't know what that is, Lisa, don't ask and don't google for it. You do not want to know.

You had to say it didn't you! Olympic logo was funny
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mudskipper replied

10 June 2013, 14:30
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

If you don't know what that is, Lisa, don't ask and don't google for it. You do not want to know.

I made that mistake...
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b0redom replied

10 June 2013, 13:44
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

If you don't know what that is, Lisa, don't ask and don't google for it. You do not want to know.

One of the funniest things I've seen on TV was the BBC news' search for alternatives to Olympic 2012 logo. Someone snuck this gem in:

Goatse on the BBC
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NotAllThere replied

10 June 2013, 13:33
Originally posted by amcdonald View Post

One of the internets first memes, predating even Mr Goatse

If you don't know what that is, Lisa, don't ask and don't google for it. You do not want to know.
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northernladuk replied

10 June 2013, 13:27
Send a message to admin saying you want a level like 'LisaContractorUmbrella is more profit than loss' or something and get your accounting one.
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Platypus replied

10 June 2013, 12:31
Originally posted by LisaContractorUmbrella View Post

LisaContractorUmbrella is bm9ib2R5J3MgYml0Y2g=

I don't understand this either

Translator here:
Convert Base 64 encoded data to ASCII Text

Yes I could have translated it for you but that would be too easy
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AtW replied

10 June 2013, 12:25
Originally posted by LisaContractorUmbrella View Post

felt a bit like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz

It's in RADIX-64 - you need to find scarecrow (aka sasguru) to decode it for you
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LisaContractorUmbrella replied

10 June 2013, 12:15
LisaContractorUmbrella is bm9ib2R5J3MgYml0Y2g=

I don't understand this either

And yes NLUK I have done a search on Google. Oddly enough it brought me right back to CUK - felt a bit like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz
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amcdonald replied

7 June 2013, 20:19
One of the internets first memes, predating even Mr Goatse
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Alias replied

7 June 2013, 18:41
she also needs to work out how to do PM's properly
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bless 'em all replied

7 June 2013, 18:41
Originally posted by LisaContractorUmbrella View Post

So have I been repped up or down to get it - can't work out if it's a good thing or not

Easy fix. More +ve.
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AtW replied

7 June 2013, 18:27
This means she kicks ass
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northernladuk replied

7 June 2013, 18:06
Have you gotten more neg rep than positive in your settings? (I know some is worth more but I am sure all we become clear when she sees a sea of greens)

Although I think extensive neg repping for posting this in the professional forums is in order. It's hardly legal
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LisaContractorUmbrella replied

7 June 2013, 15:11
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

The opening sequence of a Japanese video game, circa 1991, called Zero Wing was badly translated for release in the US and Europe. It contained the phrase "All your base are belong to us!". The internet thought this was funny. It went down hill from there.

So have I been repped up or down to get it - can't work out if it's a good thing or not
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