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Previously on "CUK rocked by secret love affair"

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
    SAS is having a secret affair with himself ?
    there is nothing secret about SAS being a w1nker

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Evidently it's been going on a few years, and involves lots of sweaty sex and possibly some fruit and a plastic bag.
    God, how embarrassing - That must mean they're Tories

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post
    Admin and SEO?
    Aren't they one and the same?

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  • amcdonald
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    SAS is having a secret affair with himself ?

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  • Scrag Meister
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    CUK rocked by secret love affair

    Admin and SEO?

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  • Pogle
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    It would have to be going some to shock CUK to it's core.

    We've got alien lizards and chimpanzees on here remember...
    Yep some right dodgy non humans round here, you think the agents would have something better to do.

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  • eek
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    It could be worse

    Rate your shag facebook page is closed down.

    Rate you CUK shag could be rather too graphic.

    Although why they used facebook rather than an independent website I don't know. There is probably plenty of pageviews in such a site and pageviews = money as admin knows.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    confession time.


    ok, I have always fancied myself. I just never got around to it





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  • eek
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Their chimeric offspring are probably knocking around as well...
    Don't talk about Sas and MF like that.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    We've got alien lizards and chimpanzees on here remember...
    Their chimeric offspring are probably knocking around as well...

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  • cojak
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    It would have to be going some to shock CUK to it's core.

    We've got alien lizards and chimpanzees on here remember...

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  • DimPrawn
    started a topic CUK rocked by secret love affair

    CUK rocked by secret love affair

    Evidently it's been going on a few years, and involves lots of sweaty sex and possibly some fruit and a plastic bag.

    For legal reasons the identities of those involved cannot be made public here, nor any details.

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