Reply to: Reasons for leaving?

[gingerjedi]

Ok, here's plenty of room for fun & pun.

What are the acceptable reasons for leaving a job? (on a more serious note):

1...
2...
3...

1.The only people you have justify it to are your immediate family, everyone else can go **** themselves... it's your life.
2. ""
3. ""

[mudskipper]

The PM find's your used name on CUK!

The secret is not to use your real name.

HTH.

[SimonMac]

The PM find's your used name on CUK!

[nomadd]

I'm on a research day...

...and my lawn is looking beautiful.

Car looks cleaner too.

[OwlHoot]

6. Being caught at the office drooling over borderline child porn on a work laptop, like my permie predecessor at one lucrative contract

[d000hg]

Anyway, what is this 'job' of which you speak? Are you a permie? I was a permie once. Quite recently actually, but not for long.

5. Get sacked for being a PITA

[cojak]

Insufficient time to moderate CUK.

I'm on a research day...

[vetran]

Shagging the Trading Floor.
Walking out with the Bloomberg machine.

Walking? Don't you mean crawling after working your way through the Trading floor?

[nomadd]

Shagging the Trading Floor.
Walking out with the Bloomberg machine.

Insufficient time to moderate CUK.

[cojak]

Beat me to it,
I was seeing one of the other staff.

Also

Shagging one of the guests.
Tresspass
300% pay rise

Shagging the Trading Floor.
Walking out with the Bloomberg machine.

[vetran]

Avoiding going postal.

Which never ends well.

oh missed that, add that to 300%.

They have since dispensed with that MD's services.

[Old Greg]

Avoiding going postal.

Which never ends well.

Eat the evidence.

[vetran]

I was shagging my bosses wife

Beat me to it,
I was seeing one of the other staff.

Also

Shagging one of the guests.
Tresspass
300% pay rise

[nomadd]

Ok, here's plenty of room for fun & pun.

What are the acceptable reasons for leaving a job? (on a more serious note):

1. People.
2. Boredom.
3. Pay.

In that order.

[rhubarb]

I almost got my manager deported.