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Previously on "She hung up on me, the biatch!"

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
    A public forum yes, but She and I are anonymous on here.
    Unless you really believe there is someone called Kent, in the county of Philip.
    That sounds like a challenge - we'll get Gentile on the case!

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Jubber View Post
    He's just a bit miffed. His cleaner didn't shag him, she robbed him.


    Believe me, I'm happier I didn't get a shag out of giving her money.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
    A public forum yes, but She and I are anonymous on here.
    Unless you really believe there is someone called Kent, in the county of Philip.
    Phillip J Fry - please hurry up with that pizza delivery...

    btw, was famous CUK SpriteBoy Wilmslow or somebody else?

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  • Jubber
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    This is d000hg we are talking about here. Strange logic is his thang!!

    He's just a bit miffed. His cleaner didn't shag him, she robbed him.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Maybe it was the cashmere sweater you gave her... did you check it for marks?

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  • Runs With Scissors
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    If you see her with scissors - RUN!
    Hey!

    I never touched her.

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  • ZARDOZ
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    Call her and tell her you need your pipes cleaning out urgently

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
    I have seen some shaggable cleaners but the sight of them with gloves on and smelling of bleach turns me off instantly.
    takes all sorts

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  • fullyautomatix
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    I think you're arguing for the sake of it. Cleaners are as a rule not very attractive. They usually smoke for a start.
    I have seen some shaggable cleaners but the sight of them with gloves on and smelling of bleach turns me off instantly.

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  • KentPhilip
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

    I'd suggest the cleaner, who has chosen to shag someone who tells all on a public forum is the one who needs to be more discerning.
    A public forum yes, but She and I are anonymous on here.
    Unless you really believe there is someone called Kent, in the county of Philip.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    So in your world, what career makes someone shaggable?

    Would a supermarket checkout person also be beneath you? (not in the shagging sense obv.)
    What about a florist?
    Or a nurse?
    Or does one have to be earning 40K+ to be shaggable?
    What if one runs a large cleaning firm?

    Strange logic that someone's job determines whether or not they're worth a bonk.
    I think you're arguing for the sake of it. Cleaners are as a rule not very attractive. They usually smoke for a start.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Strange logic that someone's job determines whether or not they're worth a bonk.
    This is d000hg we are talking about here. Strange logic is his thang!!

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Says you, someone who shags their cleaner clearly isn't very discerning.
    So in your world, what career makes someone shaggable?

    Would a supermarket checkout person also be beneath you? (not in the shagging sense obv.)
    What about a florist?
    Or a nurse?
    Or does one have to be earning 40K+ to be shaggable?
    What if one runs a large cleaning firm?

    Strange logic that someone's job determines whether or not they're worth a bonk.

    I'd suggest the cleaner, who has chosen to shag someone who tells all on a public forum is the one who needs to be more discerning.

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  • KentPhilip
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Says you, someone who shags their cleaner clearly isn't very discerning.
    Well you've got to get it where you can.
    Beggars can't be choosers

    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    He is one dirty barsteward...
    Yep

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Says you, someone who shags their cleaner clearly isn't very discerning.
    He is one dirty barsteward...

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