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  • KentPhilip
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    Takes some balls, but I would recommend day game:

    https://www.facebook.com/lovedaygame?hc_location=stream

    I tried it and had some success..

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  • quackhandle
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    Good darts.

    qh

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    I'm in the same boat so I just neged MF (again). Simon will appreciate it.


    I am sure it gave you a little buzz too

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
    Can someone do the needful please?
    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    If you can't give me +VE, negging MF has the same karmic effect
    Every Little Helps

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
    Can someone do the needful please?
    I'm in the same boat so I just neged MF (again). Simon will appreciate it.

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  • bless 'em all
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Rubbish! There is always chloroform, non consensual, paying for it and if I get really desperate I will call upon your wife again
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to SimonMac again.
    Can someone do the needful please?

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  • Ticktock
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    She's still laughing from the last time you came around. Her words 'It was like a penis but smaller' just about sums you up.
    Isn't it a little short for a Stormtrooper?

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    She's still laughing from the last time you came around. Her words 'It was like a penis but smaller' just about sums you up.
    Living with you she should be an expert on knobs anyway

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Rubbish! There is always chloroform, non consensual, paying for it and if I get really desperate I will call upon your wife again
    She's still laughing from the last time you came around. Her words 'It was like a penis but smaller' just about sums you up.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Wearing a mask is the only way you're going to get laid.
    Rubbish! There is always chloroform, non consensual, paying for it and if I get really desperate I will call upon your wife again

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Decided I am sick of being alone, so signed up to Uniform Dating, what do you think of my profile?

    Wearing a mask is the only way you're going to get laid.

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  • eek
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    Re: Uniform Dating

    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    If you can't give me +VE, negging MF has the same karmic effect
    It's also more fun as you see how low he goes.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    made me smile

    - this didn't.
    If you can't give me +VE, negging MF has the same karmic effect

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Decided I am sick of being alone, so signed up to Uniform Dating, what do you think of my profile?

    made me smile

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to SimonMac again.
    - this didn't.

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  • SimonMac
    started a topic Uniform Dating

    Uniform Dating

    Decided I am sick of being alone, so signed up to Uniform Dating, what do you think of my profile?

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