Reply to: Schoolgirl error

[Platypus]

That picture, with the Anti Bed Wetting advice just below, almost as a caption, is PRICELESS

[SimonMac]

What if she's...

That tie is terrible, why can't the yoof today know how to do a proper Windsor knot!

[Notascooby]

MSILF doesn't have the same ring to it

What if she's...

[NickFitz]

Doesn't work if you're not allowed to take tablets, phones etc into the building with you.

Pretend you smoke and keep popping out for one

[SimonMac]

I'm a mature student.

MSILF doesn't have the same ring to it

[DimPrawn]

I'm currently on remand for my schoolgirl error.

[mudskipper]

What a dreadful disappointment this thread is. Where are the 17yo school girls?

I'm a mature student.

[doodab]

I always have a tablet with 3G access with me for such situations!

Doesn't work if you're not allowed to take tablets, phones etc into the building with you.

[d000hg]

What a dreadful disappointment this thread is. Where are the 17yo school girls?

[SimonMac]

I recently worked on a secure site with no access to internet, google etc. It was really hard work!

I always have a tablet with 3G access with me for such situations!

[darmstadt]

Google, the 21st century answer to RTFM

[bobspud]

Client asks me "Is it possible to do abc?"

"Let's have a look," says I and type it into google, with client sitting next to me.

"Yes, we just need to set property xyz" Less than 2 minutes later, it was done.

"I could have done that" says client.

Sorry folks - I think I just gave the game away....

Been there the answer needs to be swift and confident:

"Ah but I used my experience to find that posting, if it had gone wrong you could have sacked me and used my Liability insurance to claim the costs of the issue! While if you choose to follow goggle without my experience to filter for the right answer and wipe the system out who gets blamed???"

Im sure theres a job for me at PA consulting not that I'd want it after last weeks hammering

[doodab]

I recently worked on a secure site with no access to internet, google etc. It was really hard work!

[doodab]

"I could have done that" says client.

"Why did you bother me with it then?"

[eek]

loolz just had a similar situation here (without client looking over shoulder!)

It amazes me how many people will look for any other option up to and including threats, dummy spitting and other such childish behaviour when all they need to do was google it...

I used to say that you pay for my expertise and memory. Nowadays you pay for my google expertise.