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Previously on "Insults that are not swear-words"

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  • nomadd
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    TIM - Thick Ignorant Mick
    JOCK - Thick Ignorant Scotsman

    Scotsman - JOCK

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Norfolk enchants
    See you next Tuesday




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  • mudskipper
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    Muppet

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  • norrahe
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    TIM - Thick Ignorant Mick

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    Berk
    Careful Rhyming slang - Berkshire Hunt.

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  • DaveB
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    Plonker (Rodney you...)
    Pillock
    Daft Apeth
    Cad
    Rotter
    Swine
    Bounder

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  • Archangel
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    Dipstick
    tulipferbrains
    Toe rag

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  • Pogle
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    Berk
    Bubble headed booby
    Spawney-eyed parrot faced wazzuck
    Pointless pond scum

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    Hypocretin
    Not Hypercretin?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    may your goolies turn to cubes, and fester at the corners

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  • nomadd
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    Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
    "You wine sack, with a dog's eyes and with a deer's heart"

    Achilles to Agamemnon, book 1 Illiad
    "Your sewing is dreadful. You have the hands of Blacksmith."

    Game of Thrones, book 1.

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  • Gibbon
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    "You wine sack, with a dog's eyes and with a deer's heart"

    Achilles to Agamemnon, book 1 Illiad

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  • amcdonald
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Does anyone shout 'Jooeeey' nowadays or is that lost on our youth?
    Now they're just called special, or window lickers

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Southern limp-wristed shandy-drinking gayboy
    Northern-inbred-monkey

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  • SimonMac
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    Numpty

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