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Previously on "CUK - A first rate forum with many second rate cretins attached"

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    A daily 5k run and squash twice a week?

    You're even worse than delusional. Get ready to say goodbye to your Achilles tendon.
    Indeed; build in at least one rest day, and replace one of the runs with a swim or a bike ride. Once you get tendinitis, it hurts, it slows you down, it can (indirectly) cause muscle atrophy on the affected limb and it doesn't go away easily, as my right knee demonstrates.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    Isn't squash one of the primary causes of heart attacks.

    We can live in hope.
    He only chose squash as a tennis racket was too heavy for his puny frame...........

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    A daily 5k run and squash twice a week?

    You're even worse than delusional. Get ready to say goodbye to your Achilles tendon.
    Isn't squash one of the primary causes of heart attacks.

    We can live in hope.

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Some of us aspire to excellence*

    *or simply are training for the London Marathon
    A daily 5k run and squash twice a week?

    You're even worse than delusional. Get ready to say goodbye to your Achilles tendon.

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    I'm high on life, my friend.

    No alcohol, no coffee, low salt <1g a day, 5 fruit and veg a day, minimum 5 km run a day, squash twice a week.
    A regime that ****s your knees and hips
    FTFY

    (good luck on the marathon btw)

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  • istvan
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    The number of atheist scientists outnumbers the few believers by a huge factor. As you well know.
    But if you take comfort from the odd crank, so be it.
    The number of poor people in the world outnumbers the few rich by a huge factor. As you well know.
    It doesn't prove the rich are stupid.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    The number of atheist scientists outnumbers the few believers by a huge factor. As you well know.
    So then this isn't true:
    to which (1) must necessarily apply.

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  • NotAllThere
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    I stand corrected - two first rate cretins.

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    But there's only one first rate cretin.
    Where's suity when you need him.

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  • NotAllThere
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    A first rate forum with many second rate cretins attached
    But there's only one first rate cretin.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Some of us aspire to excellence*

    *or simply are training for the London Marathon
    I think you'll find it's called Snickers now and you can buy them anywhere.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Some of us aspire to excellence*

    *or simply are training for the London Marathon
    Some of us have already done the London Marathon.........

    In less than 3.5 hours too........................a while ago admittedly........

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Since there are many well-respected leading scientists and doctors who are religious loons, your hypotheses fails at the very first hurdle, disproof by counter-example. You're not great at this science stuff...
    The number of atheist scientists outnumbers the few believers by a huge factor. As you well know.
    But if you take comfort from the odd crank, so be it.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    You fooking dullard
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I think he's in prison.
    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    You really have crossed the Rubicon of tedium and pitched camp in delusion city, haven't you?

    Some of us aspire to excellence*

    *or simply are training for the London Marathon

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Just keeping you busy while me mate kn0bs yer missus.
    If your mate is anything like you he won't be able to get it up.
    HTH

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