Who ate all the pies?

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Zippy replied

20 March 2013, 21:35
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

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Gentlemen - these ladies are plastic. Not very snuggly.

Shh - it's what they are used to.

i bet the foot pump adds a bit of weight too....
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hyperD replied

20 March 2013, 21:09
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Gentlemen - these ladies are plastic. Not very snuggly.

I do protest the lady doth not know what I would settle for as cuddly!
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suityou01 replied

20 March 2013, 21:09
MS types this from behind her slanket, while her face is smothered in cream and chocolate from the large box of eclairs she picked up from her local Bookers.

Nom nom fatty nom.
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d000hg replied

20 March 2013, 21:05
Originally posted by eek View Post

Says a man living in the heart of Gregg's land. (Yes I'm a fine one to comment).

Seriously though, they are not fat. even slightly.

On the one side we have a load of fat people, and on the other any mannequin not a stick is called fat.
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vetran replied

20 March 2013, 20:37
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

I suspect her BMI would put her at the top of the 'normal' range.

Gentlemen - these ladies are plastic. Not very snuggly.

yes but unlike some posters ex girlfriends these don't deflate.

Quite Beautiful and yes I would were they flesh, Mich can have sloppy sixteenths.

Don't like skinny birds.
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mudskipper replied

20 March 2013, 20:09
I suspect her BMI would put her at the top of the 'normal' range.

Gentlemen - these ladies are plastic. Not very snuggly.
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hyperD replied

20 March 2013, 20:07
I actually prefer the one on the right - voluptuous and something to cuddle up to at night.
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eek replied

20 March 2013, 20:05
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

How are they "plus sizes"? They look like healthy young women to me.

Says a man living in the heart of Gregg's land. (Yes I'm a fine one to comment).
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d000hg replied

20 March 2013, 19:56
How are they "plus sizes"? They look like healthy young women to me.
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mudskipper started a topic Who ate all the pies?

20 March 2013, 19:48
Who ate all the pies?

What an unusual Swedish mannequin reveals about body image

Given that women's clothes are sold to women, what does this say? Perhaps we prefer imagine ourselves as size 8s than our real life lumps and bumps. Maybe they should add a ceasarean scar and a few stretch marks for added realism.
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