Reply to: slightly different handcuff question

[darmstadt]

Why not just post a link to the UK Newspaper mentioned in De Bild's article?

andrew wardle born without penis | The Sun |Woman|Real Life

The Google translate is funnier

[SimonMac]

Its already in the German press (in German mind you)

Why not just post a link to the UK Newspaper mentioned in De Bild's article?

andrew wardle born without penis | The Sun |Woman|Real Life

[darmstadt]

Its already in the German press (in German mind you)

Manchester - charming and handsome - Andrew Wardle comes to women. At least until he lets down his pants. The 39-year-old Briton has no penis. About 100 women he had won.
Andrew Wardle came up with an unlikely pitch to the world: Just a boy under 20 million is born without a penis. But now want to Andrew Wardle write history. As one of the first men of the world, he wants to set a completely new penis - assembled from parts of their own arm.
"I never thought that the day could, in whom I will have a fully functional penis," said Wardle, the British Sun .
It could be the end of a long ordeal. In his childhood, Andrew had to endure because of bladder and kidney problems is about 15 operations. His young mother was overwhelmed and gave him up for adoption.
The drugs were a perfect protection
His constant companion: the panic that his friends and classmates could discover that he is not completely down around.
As a teenager, even when Andrew started the sexual interest in girls. Only: His physical sensations declined to butterflies in my stomach.
At 17, then the first girlfriend, the first sexual contact, the first great fortune. It was four years - "we broke up because she wanted to experience things that I could not offer her."
He began taking ecstasy and LSD. "The drugs were for me a perfect protection" When he went to bed with women, got to the point where he could say: "Up to this point and no further" - because of the drug use was no longer there.
"Overall, I was with over 100 women in bed," said Wardle, who during his time as a bartender in touch not only had to look. "The fact that I am not the women just wanted to climb just made me all the more attractive."
A girl slapped him when she learned the truth
Only 20 percent of the women he had revealed his secret. "A girl I actually missed because of a slap in the face. It was always a bit of a love killer. It was awful. I took more and more drugs to hide my feelings. "
Two years ago, the low point - with an overdose of tablets Wardle tried to take his own life.
Then matures, the decision to take the destiny into their own hands. At the "University College London" test he can specialists whether he is suitable for a penis surgery. He is. His testicles are functional.
Three operations within a year are at now. "Things that are natural for other people might be true for me. Things like sex and starting a family. "
About these things, which are natural for other people, then he wants to write a book.

[SimonMac]

You need a hacksaw for these?

That does suprise me. I am pretty sure your nads are safely located in Mrs BP's handbag.

Which MrsBP, the currant or Ex, or one each?

[mudskipper]

That does suprise me. I am pretty sure your nads are safely located in Mrs BP's handbag.

So whose nads is it that cojak is wearing as earrings?

[darmstadt]

Sorry, but:



With new mistress:

[northernladuk]

I'm surprised the husband found a small enough set of handcuffs able to hold your nads securely.

KUATB... Already done...

[KentPhilip]

My mistresses's husband has handcuffed my nads to a hook inside the shed. Left me with a hacksaw and threatening to torch the shed.

How do I get out with my nads?

I'm surprised the husband found a small enough set of handcuffs able to hold your nads securely.

[vetran]

My mistresses's husband has handcuffed my nads to a hook inside the shed. Left me with a hacksaw and threatening to torch the shed.

How do I get out with my nads?

JUMP

Look there is even an example

[BA to the Stars]

That does suprise me. I am pretty sure your nads are safely located in Mrs BP's handbag.

[cailin maith]

My mistresses's husband has handcuffed my nads to a hook inside the shed. Left me with a hacksaw and threatening to torch the shed.

How do I get out with my nads?

That does suprise me. I am pretty sure your nads are safely located in Mrs BP's handbag.

[northernladuk]

My mistresses's husband has handcuffed my nads to a hook inside the shed. Left me with a hacksaw and threatening to torch the shed.

How do I get out with my nads?

You need a hacksaw for these?

[Mich the Tester]

My mistresses's husband has handcuffed my nads to a hook inside the shed. Left me with a hacksaw and threatening to torch the shed.

How do I get out with my nads?

Surely they've given you a codeword.

[MyUserName]

My mistresses's husband has handcuffed my nads to a hook inside the shed. Left me with a hacksaw and threatening to torch the shed.

How do I get out with my nads?

Lift the handcuffs off the hoop and walk out?

[mos]

How do I get out with my nads?