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    #11
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    My mistresses's husband has handcuffed my nads to a hook inside the shed. Left me with a hacksaw and threatening to torch the shed.

    How do I get out with my nads?
    I'm surprised the husband found a small enough set of handcuffs able to hold your nads securely.

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      #12
      Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
      I'm surprised the husband found a small enough set of handcuffs able to hold your nads securely.
      KUATB... Already done...
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        #13
        Sorry, but:



        With new mistress:

        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #14
          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          That does suprise me. I am pretty sure your nads are safely located in Mrs BP's handbag.
          So whose nads is it that cojak is wearing as earrings?

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            #15
            Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
            You need a hacksaw for these?



            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            That does suprise me. I am pretty sure your nads are safely located in Mrs BP's handbag.
            Which MrsBP, the currant or Ex, or one each?

            Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
            I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

            I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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              #16
              Its already in the German press (in German mind you)

              Manchester - charming and handsome - Andrew Wardle comes to women. At least until he lets down his pants. The 39-year-old Briton has no penis. About 100 women he had won.
              Andrew Wardle came up with an unlikely pitch to the world: Just a boy under 20 million is born without a penis. But now want to Andrew Wardle write history. As one of the first men of the world, he wants to set a completely new penis - assembled from parts of their own arm.
              "I never thought that the day could, in whom I will have a fully functional penis," said Wardle, the British Sun .
              It could be the end of a long ordeal. In his childhood, Andrew had to endure because of bladder and kidney problems is about 15 operations. His young mother was overwhelmed and gave him up for adoption.
              The drugs were a perfect protection
              His constant companion: the panic that his friends and classmates could discover that he is not completely down around.
              As a teenager, even when Andrew started the sexual interest in girls. Only: His physical sensations declined to butterflies in my stomach.
              At 17, then the first girlfriend, the first sexual contact, the first great fortune. It was four years - "we broke up because she wanted to experience things that I could not offer her."
              He began taking ecstasy and LSD. "The drugs were for me a perfect protection" When he went to bed with women, got to the point where he could say: "Up to this point and no further" - because of the drug use was no longer there.
              "Overall, I was with over 100 women in bed," said Wardle, who during his time as a bartender in touch not only had to look. "The fact that I am not the women just wanted to climb just made ​​me all the more attractive."
              A girl slapped him when she learned the truth
              Only 20 percent of the women he had revealed his secret. "A girl I actually missed because of a slap in the face. It was always a bit of a love killer. It was awful. I took more and more drugs to hide my feelings. "
              Two years ago, the low point - with an overdose of tablets Wardle tried to take his own life.
              Then matures, the decision to take the destiny into their own hands. At the "University College London" test he can specialists whether he is suitable for a penis surgery. He is. His testicles are functional.
              Three operations within a year are at now. "Things that are natural for other people might be true for me. Things like sex and starting a family. "
              About these things, which are natural for other people, then he wants to write a book.
              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #17
                Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                Its already in the German press (in German mind you)
                Why not just post a link to the UK Newspaper mentioned in De Bild's article?

                andrew wardle born without penis | The Sun |Woman|Real Life
                Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                  Why not just post a link to the UK Newspaper mentioned in De Bild's article?

                  andrew wardle born without penis | The Sun |Woman|Real Life
                  The Google translate is funnier

                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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