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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Plan B?

    Internet lessons for the.... erm.... not suer how to finish this sentence without losing my life next time she is in the UK
    I'll just get HyperD to ban you from grub club

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    To be fair, that I believe is the former Pope. The boxhead one, and he is clearly wearing that hat to hide the point that sticks out of the top of his head. You know, the one that in WWI they had to loop their helmets over. Back in the days before anglegrinders were invented and they could progress to the pudding-bowl ones.

    Newpope presumably just turns up in a TKmax tracksuit.

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  • Uncle Albert
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    The pope bling is all very good, but I bet he can't do this:

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Happy to provide an image posting service for a very reasonable fee.
    Plan B?

    Internet lessons for the.... erm.... not suer how to finish this sentence without losing my life next time she is in the UK

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    Summat to do with cloggy Google
    Bad workman blames his tools, and christ even Suity can work out Google!

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    Summat to do with cloggy Google
    Get MTT to show you how

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post


    ....wearing a fabulous vintage chiffon-lined Dior gold lame gown
    over a silk Vera Wang empire waist tulle cocktail dress,
    accessorized with a three-foot House of Whoville hat and
    the ruby slippers Judy Garland wore in the Wizard of Oz, on his way to tell us it's Wrong to be Gay.
    To be fair, that I believe is the former Pope. The boxhead one, and he is clearly wearing that hat to hide the point that sticks out of the top of his head. You know, the one that in WWI they had to loop their helmets over. Back in the days before anglegrinders were invented and they could progress to the pudding-bowl ones.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    Summat to do with cloggy Google
    Happy to provide an image posting service for a very reasonable fee.

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    You still can't post an image can you?!
    Summat to do with cloggy Google

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Surely it's "poured his curves into" rather than "wearing"?
    Not "penetrated" then?

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  • NickFitz
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    Surely it's "poured his curves into" rather than "wearing"?

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  • darmstadt
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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    I'm starting to worry about you dahlink.

    You still can't post an image can you?!

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post


    ....wearing a fabulous vintage chiffon-lined Dior gold lame gown
    over a silk Vera Wang empire waist tulle cocktail dress,
    accessorized with a three-foot House of Whoville hat and
    the ruby slippers Judy Garland wore in the Wizard of Oz, on his way to tell us it's Wrong to be Gay.
    I'm starting to worry about you dahlink.

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  • SimonMac
    started a topic The Pope....

    The Pope....



    ....wearing a fabulous vintage chiffon-lined Dior gold lame gown
    over a silk Vera Wang empire waist tulle cocktail dress,
    accessorized with a three-foot House of Whoville hat and
    the ruby slippers Judy Garland wore in the Wizard of Oz, on his way to tell us it's Wrong to be Gay.

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