Forbidden websites

[Ignis Fatuus]

Most of my blocked sites were for work, but not all. I do have a human life as well as the work drone function, and I don't think a bit of "Real Estate" is out out order when you are actually looking for a house. Let me do Rightmove at work twice a day and I will spend more time working, rather than laboriously browsing the smartphone app or just going home early, disgruntled.

Some of the other blocked sites are funnier than mine. I especially liked LOLITA. Now that's this page blocked

[NotAllThere]

I am also running a Cthulhu game and keep getting blocked from viewing web pages to do with it as they are 'occult'.

Tentacles! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2csnVNai-o

At my current client they have two levels of restriction. The first you just have to confirm that it is for business use. The second you have to get permission for. I rarely encounter the latter. Most sites are open, and they seem to monitor the first level of restriction as after a few months it becomes open.

[MyUserName]

I often hit bricks walls trying to buy weapons and armour. I am also running a Cthulhu game and keep getting blocked from viewing web pages to do with it as they are 'occult'.

Okay, each of those is fair but it is still frustrating

[Cliphead]

In the past I was usually responsible for blocking sites for the permies.

Jobsite / jobserve, end of.

[xoggoth]

There is, or was, actually a programming language called LOLITA. Not a good choice. Try searching for coding examples on that one.

[NickFitz]

They introduced one of these blockers at a ClientCo a few years ago, and it was utterly ridiculous. The only way to get a site unblocked was for the head of IT personally to approve it. After a week the developers had sent in so many false positives that he gave us a blanket exemption from the blocker, just so he had time to do the rest of his job

I can't remember all of the idiocies I personally encountered, but two I do remember: PPK's browser compatibility tables were blocked as being a "Dating" site; and Sam Ruby (a long-time IBM employee who had just become chair of the W3C's HTML5 Working Group) was blocked on his personal domain intertwingly.net for "Criminal Skills and Hacking"

[Project Monkey]

Any shttp:

[mos]

Forbidden categories I tried to browse at work, according to the proxy filter

translators

[Paddy]

Some years ago a colleague left his pc logged in so I changed his technical favourites to point at p0rn

[TheFaQQer]

I was blocked once from the w3 website when looking for some xslt examples. The page had a tag which referred to "sex" rather than "gender".

[Bunk]

I was blocked at Clientco from accessing a technical article which was classified as "Productivity".

Ah yes, we wouldn't want any productivity around here, would we?

[Ignis Fatuus]

Forbidden categories I tried to browse at work, according to the proxy filter:

Blogs
Shopping
Sports
Real Estate
Web Hosting
Search Engines and Portals
Streaming Media
Social Networking
Parked Domain
Supplements and Unregulated Compounds

BTW most of the time the categorisation was false, e.g. Blogs pops up often for technical articles (not that all my attempted browsing was work-related...)