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socialworker replied

8 March 2013, 17:57
"Pansy Kidd" ???? who said Americans don't have a sense of humour??
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MaryPoppins replied

8 March 2013, 16:23
'sin cave'
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vetran replied

8 March 2013, 13:30
Originally posted by doodab View Post

Ejaculation helps prevent male prostate cancer.

It should be encouraged.

FTFY

its the destination not the journey.
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DimPrawn replied

8 March 2013, 13:29
Originally posted by doodab View Post

Masturbation helps prevent male prostate cancer.

It should be encouraged.

At least give a reach round you tight bastard!
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doodab replied

8 March 2013, 13:20
Masturbation helps prevent male prostate cancer.

It should be encouraged.
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NotAllThere replied

8 March 2013, 13:12
More from Flappy here: Test-Driving The New Smartphones | The Onion - America's Finest News Source I thought perhaps it was a test of the vibrate function.

(SFW)
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Platypus replied

8 March 2013, 13:12
Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post

"Fappy" or "Flappy"?

Fappy.

But the OP probably has a thing about "flaps" perhaps he was thinking of his missus, maybe that's her pet name !
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Pondlife replied

8 March 2013, 13:07
It is time for the Sunday Stop Masturbation Showcase.

We highlight the best in anti-masturbation technology for the family.

Today we feature the blades. It prevents a female from reaching her sin cave or ringing her devils doorbell. It also has backdoor protection incase she gets raped by a gay.

Genius
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SupremeSpod replied

8 March 2013, 12:17
Originally posted by Platypus View Post

"Masturbation is a gateway drug to rape. It also leads to sexual dysfunction, erodes family values, and is a top ten cause of disease. "

https://www.facebook.com/pages/STOP-...42960809056057

"Fappy" or "Flappy"?
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vetran replied

8 March 2013, 12:08
This is what we should worry about

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we can't be rich
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GB9 replied

8 March 2013, 12:06
How do you **** with fins anyway?
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hyperD replied

8 March 2013, 11:52
Surely a parody site?

Loved this comment though:

Kirstie Holden: "Reading this made me so angry, I fisted myself."
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DimPrawn replied

8 March 2013, 11:42
It ruins the curtains.
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vetran replied

8 March 2013, 09:52
And it can block your toilets

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Paddy replied

8 March 2013, 09:51
I ware spectacles and the prescription gets stronger each year
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