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Previously on "Why does Google give different results on different platforms?????"
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So long as Google takes care of my email and searching needs until I'm too senile to need them, fine.
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You know that. I know that.Originally posted by Ignis Fatuus View PostAnyone surprised? I thought it was well known who is their customer, and who is their product.
But you might be surprised how many folks think the sun shines out of their derriere.
Even Google won't be around for ever, let alone Facebook
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Anyone surprised? I thought it was well known who is their customer, and who is their product.Originally posted by Sysman View PostI noticed that and thought it stank.
If someone else shoves enough money in Google's direction you will get suggestions that you didn't really mean what you entered and please go somewhere else instead.
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I noticed that and thought it stank.Originally posted by d000hg View PostGoogle adapts the search based on the search history, to better predict what it reckons you will want it to push near the top of the list based on previous use. If I search for keywords related to my plan B, planB.com is #1 but for other people it probably isn't. This was brought in maybe 2-3 years back IIRC.
If someone else shoves enough money in Google's direction you will get suggestions that you didn't really mean what you entered and please go somewhere else instead.
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Google adapts the search based on the search history, to better predict what it reckons you will want it to push near the top of the list based on previous use. If I search for keywords related to my plan B, planB.com is #1 but for other people it probably isn't. This was brought in maybe 2-3 years back IIRC.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostHave an Acer Android tablet which me/missus sometimes use in the conservatory. Thought Google search never seemed to give quite same results as my normal Win7 PC upstairs but now I know doesn't, thanks to my usual schoolboyish substitutions.
"public toothpaste" with quotes (ie public footpath) brings up "No search results" on the Android but loads of links on the PC including the Urban Dictionary.
Eh? I thought Google search was the same whatever the browser. What's going on there then?
PS Yes I do have safe search off on both machines.
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third place now using Chrome on windows 7. I still have no idea what the OP was looking for originally, and to be honest don't think I really want to know.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostMy iPad is getting this thread at tenth place for "public toothpaste" (with quotes) now.
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostIt was pubic toothpaste, not public. That mistype was only here on CUK.
Nope. I did it twice (pubic) just to be sure. I understand there will be differences but surey the search engine would be the same?
Click the classic link and see what results you get.
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It was pubic toothpaste, not public. That mistype was only here on CUK.
Nope. I did it twice (pubic) just to be sure. I understand there will be differences but surey the search engine would be the same?Another possiblity is that you're mistyping on Android if you're using an onscreen keyboard...
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostMy iPad is getting this thread at tenth place for "public toothpaste" (with quotes) now.
wow. im not sure whether to reach for me meat paste or me tooth paste
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My iPad is getting this thread at tenth place for "public toothpaste" (with quotes) now.
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top result for me is
ToothPaste (Enterprise Java 3.0.2012.2-SNAPSHOT API)
Google have a mobile site - if I look at the bottom of the google page on my phone, it has the option of mobile or classic view - although I get the same results for both.
Another possiblity is that you're mistyping on Android if you're using an onscreen keyboard...
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PS Maybe I could get a better class of porn if I bought an Ipad. Expensive, I know, but cheaper than the local massage parlour. (or the missus)
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