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SupremeSpod replied

27 February 2013, 08:56
Originally posted by Sausage Surprise View Post

You should have hoofed her up her slice!

FFS, you'll have him creaming himself.
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Sausage Surprise replied

27 February 2013, 08:54
You should have hoofed her up her slice!
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Gruffalo replied

26 February 2013, 21:07
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

If it looks surprised, and it's walking backwards. thats not it's eyes

^I^
(*)
,II

Thank you for making me laugh.

I really needed that - just done day two of ITIL OSA, this is a loooong week.....
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EternalOptimist replied

26 February 2013, 21:05
Originally posted by Gruffalo View Post

I can look the cat squarely in the eyes these days!

If it looks surprised, and it's walking backwards. thats not it's eyes

^I^
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,II
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Gruffalo replied

26 February 2013, 20:50
Originally posted by Bunk View Post

Mafia neighbours, the other lot of neighbours, bunny boiling girlfriends, problems with guys at the gym, problems with girls at the gym. They can't all be to blame

Actually, it was a cat boiling girlfriend (she said "It is me or the cat"). Thankfully I am now very liberated, but missing the obvious 'pleasures'...... On balance, I am happier without her, I can look the cat squarely in the eyes these days!
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Gruffalo replied

26 February 2013, 20:47
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Agreed. Why do all stories by OP end up with him attempting to get laid? Eeeww.

Only a nanny will do for me.

Now, where did I put my pulling umbrella?......
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d000hg replied

26 February 2013, 11:09
If you want to be attacked, why don't you just pick a fight with your neighbours?
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FiveTimes replied

26 February 2013, 11:09
I'm disappointed with you Wilmslow treating gym fluff like this. What would Esther think about your predatory behavior
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MaryPoppins replied

26 February 2013, 10:56
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

FTFY a little bit.

I barely noticed the difference.
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SupremeSpod replied

26 February 2013, 10:56
Wilmslow doesn't exist, he's a figment of your imagination.
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Pondlife replied

26 February 2013, 10:53
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Agreed. Why do all stories by OP end up with him attempting to follow some poor lass home to see if she lives alone under the misguided idea that this may someday enable him to weasel his way into her life so that one day faaaaar in the future he can get laid? Eeeww.

FTFY a little bit.
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Bunk replied

26 February 2013, 10:44
Mafia neighbours, the other lot of neighbours, bunny boiling girlfriends, problems with guys at the gym, problems with girls at the gym. They can't all be to blame
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Bunk replied

26 February 2013, 10:41
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Agreed. Why do all stories by OP end up with people getting a restraining order against him.

FTFY
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MaryPoppins replied

26 February 2013, 10:38
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

This post is just weird (and not in a good way).

No wonder she made you move.

Agreed. Why do all stories by OP end up with him attempting to get laid? Eeeww.
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Doggy Styles replied

26 February 2013, 09:30
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

My word started with F and rhymes with duck.

You must have an extra long one then.
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