Gym fluff

[d000hg]

If you want to be attacked, why don't you just pick a fight with your neighbours?

[Gruffalo]

Agreed. Why do all stories by OP end up with him attempting to get laid? Eeeww.

Only a nanny will do for me.

Now, where did I put my pulling umbrella?......

[Gruffalo]

Mafia neighbours, the other lot of neighbours, bunny boiling girlfriends, problems with guys at the gym, problems with girls at the gym. They can't all be to blame

Actually, it was a cat boiling girlfriend (she said "It is me or the cat"). Thankfully I am now very liberated, but missing the obvious 'pleasures'...... On balance, I am happier without her, I can look the cat squarely in the eyes these days!

[EternalOptimist]

I can look the cat squarely in the eyes these days!

If it looks surprised, and it's walking backwards. thats not it's eyes

^I^
(*)
,II

[Gruffalo]

If it looks surprised, and it's walking backwards. thats not it's eyes

^I^
(*)
,II

Thank you for making me laugh.

I really needed that - just done day two of ITIL OSA, this is a loooong week.....

[Sausage Surprise]

You should have hoofed her up her slice!

[SupremeSpod]

You should have hoofed her up her slice!

FFS, you'll have him creaming himself.