Reply to: Tax avoiders should be named and shamed

[quackhandle]

I am. A nosey neightbour.



qh

[The Spartan]

If you're trying to keep if with neighbours on benefits, you really need a better job

funny

It's seems people will go to extraordinary length to get one over on their neighbours and it doesn't matter if they're on benefits they just dream up some idea to get more to finance their lifestyle

[d000hg]

Have you ever heard of "Keeping up with the Joneses"

If you're trying to keep if with neighbours on benefits, you really need a better job

[The Spartan]

Have you ever heard of "Keeping up with the Joneses"

[d000hg]

The problem dear d000hg is you don't have to be nosy, people are all to willing to rub in the fact that they fraudulently claim money and brag about it.

Not where I live, or anywhere I've ever lived. Perhaps you should move to a better neighbourhood.

[The Spartan]

So you're basically going to be a nosy git, peering at peoples' cars and noting down on a clipboard so you can update your Excel spreadsheet later? I hope you have binoculars and net curtains for your 1930's ex-council terraced house. What a fun life you must lead. Spartan the curtain twitcher.

Are you sure you're cut out to be in the 21st century? Clipboards and binoculars there have been massive advances in technology: Spy Gadgets .com - Spying Equipment | Hidden Cameras | Spy Gear | GPS Tracking

The problem dear d000hg is you don't have to be nosy, people are all to willing to rub in the fact that they fraudulently claim money and brag about it.

[DodgyAgent]

So you're basically going to be a nosy git, peering at peoples' cars and noting down on a clipboard so you can update your Excel spreadsheet later? I hope you have binoculars and net curtains for your 1930's ex-council terraced house. What a fun life you must lead. Spartan the curtain twitcher.

This is what we need

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[d000hg]

Let me think the mobility car might give it away, perhaps the disabled badge or the fact that she uses a walking stick? Or it could be the fact that Mrs Smith likes everyone to know her business.

So you're basically going to be a nosy git, peering at peoples' cars and noting down on a clipboard so you can update your Excel spreadsheet later? I hope you have binoculars and net curtains for your 1930's ex-council terraced house. What a fun life you must lead. Spartan the curtain twitcher.

[The Spartan]

How are you supposed to know which disability Mrs Smith has? Are you going to interrogate anyone you don't see going to work?

Let me think the mobility car might give it away, perhaps the disabled badge or the fact that she uses a walking stick? Or it could be the fact that Mrs Smith likes everyone to know her business.

[d000hg]

How are you supposed to know which disability Mrs Smith has? Are you going to interrogate anyone you don't see going to work?

[tractor]

I believe it's called accountability, if Mrs Smith in number 7 is claiming she can't walk more than 100m without being pain and receiving DLA for it fine. But then if I see her jogging every evening something is obviously amiss

God forbid we should expect the morons behind the desk dishing out a lifetimes free dosh to actually do their own job properly in the first place!!!

[tractor]

Indeed - that way the scum at the top can keep avoiding tax whilst the journo's of the world can bribe them for information.......

I for one do not!

FTFY

[The Spartan]

God I'm stupid. I didn't know that you only had to pay taxes if you're English.

Fellow Celts take note - no need to pay tax any more, the generous English are doing it all for us.

Have you been to the Welsh Valleys? feckers are all fiddling the system it's part of the reason I have sought to reduce my tax bill

[Runs With Scissors]

God no! You know what the Scots are like for p|ssing away English taxes on their public sector 'free everything for all Scots' programmes.

God I'm stupid. I didn't know that you only had to pay taxes if you're English.

Fellow Celts take note - no need to pay tax any more, the generous English are doing it all for us.

[d000hg]

FFS Dodgy! It's "IT" and "C++" is not pronounced "Cuh Add Add"

Surely even DA knows C++ is pronounced "seep".