last minute Valentine's thing

[pjclarke]

Ah, the forecourt.

For those with no fore-thought.

[TestMangler]

Where from?

Do you pass a graveyard on the way home by any chance ??

[ChimpMaster]

Petrol station.

You didn't read the requirements.

[DimPrawn]

Good plan b.

Delivering things to bored housewives.

[b0redom]

Where from?

b0redom's flower emporium will hand deliver a rose to her for a mere £5k.

[DimPrawn]

Where from?

Petrol station.

[ChimpMaster]

You can never go wrong with flowers so my advice would be to throw some money at the problem man and get them ordered pronto!

Where from?

[DimPrawn]

You are obviously not bothered so give her what she really wants from you.







A divorce.

HTH BIDI

[Kelstar]

You can never go wrong with flowers so my advice would be to throw some money at the problem man and get them ordered pronto!

[SimonMac]

Take her up the oxo tower?

[doodab]

Being the romantic type, luckily I managed to get up early and escape to work before the wife had a chance to wake up.

Letting her have a lie in instead of giving you a blowjob and making your brekkie? I'd say that's pretty romantic.

[TestMangler]

I was thinking about giving her a Finger Ring first.

Good way to start. But after that, she will appreciate the 'jelly jewellery'

[ChimpMaster]

Give her a nice Pearl necklace when you get home.

(Doubly effective when given with rubber earrings !)

I was thinking about giving her a Finger Ring first.

[TestMangler]

Give her a nice Pearl necklace when you get home.

(Doubly effective when given with rubber earrings !)

[ChimpMaster]

I totally forgot to plan for this consumer-driven day. Being the romantic type, luckily I managed to get up early and escape to work before the wife had a chance to wake up.

So I need some ideas. Something that means I don't have to get up off my seat: perhaps a internet flower order? Or an e-card? I've already sent a Facebook message, is that enough?

What can I do to save this, last minute style?