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last minute Valentine's thing

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    #11
    Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post
    Where from?
    b0redom's flower emporium will hand deliver a rose to her for a mere £5k.
    And the lord said unto John; "come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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      #12
      Good plan b.

      Delivering things to bored housewives.

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        #13
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        Petrol station.
        You didn't read the requirements.

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          #14
          Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post
          Where from?
          Do you pass a graveyard on the way home by any chance ??
          When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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            #15
            Ah, the forecourt.

            For those with no fore-thought.
            My subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.

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