Valentine's Day

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norrahe replied

7 February 2013, 22:05
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Roses are red,
violets are blue
fook the flowers
let's have a screw

I'll stick with the flowers, ta!
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MarillionFan replied

7 February 2013, 21:30
Roses are red,
violets are blue
fook the flowers
let's have a screw
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EternalOptimist replied

7 February 2013, 20:59
an old army valentines (got me booted out of the corporals mess one night. hic)

I love my wife (yes I do yes I do)
I love her dearly
I love her 'ole, She pisses through
I love 'er t!ts , jiggly bits, jiggly bits
and starfish @rsehole
I'd eat her turds
wif a rusty spoon (rusty spoon , rusty spoon)

second verse, same as the first. but a fkng sight LOUDER and a fckng sight worse
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SimonMac replied

7 February 2013, 19:13
Is it wrong of me to send random people at work who annoy me cards/gifts in he hope their partner finds out and goes nuts with them?!
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vetran replied

7 February 2013, 17:07
Originally posted by doodab View Post

Mrs pondy kissed a frog,
It left her disappointed,
So now she comes to doodab's house
And gets her boobs anointed

sorry

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to doodab again.
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SimonMac replied

7 February 2013, 16:59
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

Mrs Doodab's such a lass
in tarty clothes and glitter.
So whilst her hubby writes her poems
I take her up the...Dog and Duck for half a pint of bitter

Can't think of anything to rhyme.

FTFY
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Pondlife replied

7 February 2013, 16:51
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to doodab again.

Apparently this is also the case for Mrs Pondy.
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doodab replied

7 February 2013, 16:50
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

Mrs Doodab's such a lass
in tarty clothes and glitter.
So whilst her hubby writes her poems
I take her up the...

Can't think of anything to rhyme.

Mrs pondy kissed a frog,
It left her disappointed,
So now she comes to doodab's house
And gets her boobs anointed
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Pondlife replied

7 February 2013, 16:26
Originally posted by doodab View Post

Is nearly upon us. I've decided to regale ms doodab with a poem:

You nag me endlessly,
You've spent all my dosh,
The least you could do,
Is give me a nosh

Mrs Doodab's such a lass
in tarty clothes and glitter.
So whilst her hubby writes her poems
I take her up the...

Can't think of anything to rhyme.
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northernladuk replied

7 February 2013, 16:15
LOL. Very good...
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doodab started a topic Valentine's Day

7 February 2013, 16:10
Valentine's Day

Is nearly upon us. I've decided to regale ms doodab with a poem:

You nag me endlessly,
You've spent all my dosh,
The least you could do,
Is give me a nosh
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