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Previously on "to warm you up - NSFW (mostly)"

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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    some very interesting belly buttons there.

    I have never really been much of a belly button man, more of a t!t man really

    but they are a bit flat as well.
    mind you, it must be a bit tricky chasing a big beach ball around with a pair of 44DD flobbing around and getting in the way, esp if the hard nips are sticking out like a set of chapel hat-pegs..

    sorry. what was i saying



    mmm chapel hat pegs!!

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    considering half of the volleyball team bat for the other side you would be wasting your time on them.
    I was rather hoping they were bi-sexual. You have ruined my dreams.

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  • vetran
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    considering half of the volleyball team bat for the other side you would be wasting your time on them.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    some very interesting belly buttons there.

    I have never really been much of a belly button man, more of a t!t man really

    but they are a bit flat as well.
    mind you, it must be a bit tricky chasing a big beach ball around with a pair of 44DD flobbing around and getting in the way, esp if the hard nips are sticking out like a set of chapel hat-pegs..

    sorry. what was i saying



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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Since when are porn actresses known for having perfect bodies?

    You into MILF's and Mature, assorted 'alternative' porn?

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Since when are porn actresses known for having perfect bodies?

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post


    Team GB.
    Number 2 looks like she could do you some damage.




    Still would.

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    By te standards of normal women, you're right. It's just that we automatically view anyone in a professional photo in comparison to porn.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Most on here would, the rest are liars
    By te standards of normal women, you're right. It's just that we automatically view anyone in a professional photo in comparison to models.

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post


    Team GB.
    Most on here would, the rest are liars

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Any babe or otherwise with a guitar that they could actually play would be in with a shout. Never seen an unattractive beach volleyball team (female of course).


    Team GB.

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  • Moscow Mule
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    I hope they sue the crap out of the mail for unauthorised reproduction of pictures. £2500 per pic ought to do it.

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    If that was the ladies beach volleyball team with cheap guitars you would not say no.
    Any babe or otherwise with a guitar that they could actually play would be in with a shout. Never seen an unattractive beach volleyball team (female of course).

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Cheap guitars, for that reason I'm out.
    If that was the ladies beach volleyball team with cheap guitars you would not say no.

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post


    Would MTT?
    Cheap guitars, for that reason I'm out.

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