Shall I let the dog in

[mudskipper]

Nothing can stem the flow of my bulltulip

[suityou01]

If it stops you flooding CUK with all these crap threads then yes please.

Nothing can stem the flow of my bulltulip

[d000hg]

Poll to follow

If it stops you flooding CUK with all these crap threads then yes please.

[suityou01]

Where was the shoot the dog humanely option?

This is not an option. Now get orf my land.

[eek]

Where was the shoot the dog humanely option?

[suityou01]

The ayes have it, I'm letting her in now.

[ctdctd]

Poll now posted. Patience Bumstubbler.

Anyway, the answer is:-

Open the front door
Call the dog
Close the door
Go to back door
Call the dog
Close the door

and repeat 'till dog is really pissed off

[formant]

Mine remain in the conservatory until they've dried and cleaned themselves up. They know the deal. They whine about it nonetheless.

[SimonMac]

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The Dog of course…at least he'll shut up after you let him

[suityou01]

Poll now posted. Patience Bumstubbler.

[BA to the Stars]

But who let the dogs out?

[ctdctd]

Poll to follow

[suityou01]

Poll to follow