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Previously on "Sorry for outages"

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Never mind the outages, you should be apologising for the hours of my life spent writing drivel on here. I'll never get those back.
    FTFY

    Someone had to do it

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    First, are you sure you are cut out for running a forum?

    Second, did you liaise with key stake holders before making the change? A working search function will make NLUK redundant.
    In what way does a working search facility remove NLUK's job of:-
    1. Telling someone that they should have searched rather than posting the same question for the 5,000,000th time
    2. Insulting newbies for the fun of it.


    just asking like

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    First, are you sure you are cut out for running a forum?

    Second, did you liaise with key stake holders before making the change? A working search function will make NLUK redundant.
    He asked suity to do the project management - isn't that enough?

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  • SimonMac
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    First, are you sure you are cut out for running a forum?

    Second, did you liaise with key stake holders before making the change? A working search function will make NLUK redundant.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I had offered Admin 50p and BP offered to fellate a goat while Admin watched.

    I think Admin is still out in that field.
    Admin has just PM'd me saying the whole thing was a bally disaster. BP turned up in schoolgirls outfit, kept calling him Lauren & telling him 'all you have to do is put your lips together and blow'.

    Northerners

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    You think a dom like me will pay for a sub?

    Anyway it was me who rescued the hamster from where MF had it hidden (a most unpleasant job) and fed it and stuck it back on its wheel.
    If its like the last time that rescue required both specialist knowledge and equipment.

    I think the last "rescuer" is still in 24-7 therapy.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    OK who hasn't paid their subs to cover the server costs.

    MF and BP I'm looking at you two.
    I had offered Admin 50p and BP offered to fellate a goat while Admin watched.

    I think Admin is still out in that field.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    OK who hasn't paid their subs to cover the server costs.

    MF and BP I'm looking at you two.
    You think a dom like me will pay for a sub?

    Anyway it was me who rescued the hamster from where MF had it hidden (a most unpleasant job) and fed it and stuck it back on its wheel.

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  • eek
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    OK who hasn't paid their subs to cover the server costs.

    MF and BP I'm looking at you two.

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  • doodab
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    Never mind the outages, you should be apologising for the hours of my life spent reading drivel on here. I'll never get those back.

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  • Robinho
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    You will be

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  • minestrone
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    Terrible service, I'm taking my money elsewhere.

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  • d000hg
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    Maybe AtW could donate some servers for CUK instead of the GoDaddy hosted Linux $3.99/month plan it's on now

    After all, much of the blame lies with AtW so it's only right he pays his fair share.

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  • BrilloPad
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    delete from table cukSaddoUsers where posterType = 'sockie'

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  • Cliphead
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    I get those outages too. Ditch the whisky.

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