Reply to: Make Up Your Own Headline Please

[mudskipper]

Hehe, lady just come into office late complaining that her light fitting 'fell down'. No-one has made the obvious remark...

[suityou01]

Bang bang bang, J'ai mal a la tete. Feathers, i'm plucking feathers. etc etc.

[vetran]

'Bang Bang the lighting falls'

'Shine a light on me'

'a Lighter shade of fail'

'Let's trip the light fantastic'


Seriously it was a work trip, having a shag in the evening doesn't change that fact.

[original PM]

cos you know we need to discuss the size of her n0rks

[formant]

It's pretty straight forward - happened on a work trip, therefore employer/insurance is liable. *shrug*

I'm mostly appalled that the whole case took 5 years.

Well, okay, and I'm sort of amused that she actually made the initial claim detailing the real circumstances under which she obtained her injuries.

[BrilloPad]

What's the point of a chandelier if you can't swing from it? If it's not designed for swinging from, there should be clear warning signs.

Reminds me of when I took the twins to TGIF aged 5. My son dropped his lemon on the floor - picked it up and started to eat it. I said "You have no idea what that lemon picked up on the floor - it might be poo" to which my son replied "then they should put a sign up saying no pooing on the floor".

[bless 'em all]

I once shagged a bird who was so fat, the lightbulb burned my arse. Does that count ??????

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to TestMangler again.

[TestMangler]

Hang on, this is important, I'm going to Australia next week; is shagging not a 'lawful recreational activity' over there? I need to know.

Oh, and if Lady Tester and I can cause a light fitting to fall on our heads, can we sue? How much money will we get?

I once shagged a bird who was so fat, the lightbulb burned my arse. Does that count ??????

[EternalOptimist]

Hang on, this is important, I'm going to Australia next week; is shagging not a 'lawful recreational activity' over there? I need to know.

Oh, and if Lady Tester and I can cause a light fitting to fall on our heads, can we sue? How much money will we get?

Be careful over there, it is without doubt the most politically correct country on the planet. it's gone to rack and rooney

[Mich the Tester]

''In the absence of any misconduct, or an intentionally self-inflicted injury, the fact that the applicant was engaged in sexual activity rather than some other lawful recreational activity while in her motel room does not lead to any different result.''

Hang on, this is important, I'm going to Australia next week; is shagging not a 'lawful recreational activity' over there? I need to know.

Oh, and if Lady Tester and I can cause a light fitting to fall on our heads, can we sue? How much money will we get?

[NotAllThere]

It's a question of who should have paid her costs - the employer's insurance or her own. Except for the prurient detail that she was having sex while injured, I can't really see a there's a story here.

[Mich the Tester]

Public servant wins legal battle after being injured during sex

So how many members of the public did she serve at a time?

And why aren't we told what her house is worth?

[Zippy]

Are her expenses claims available on line?

[mudskipper]

I think the point relates to the fact she was injured by a light falling on her in the motel room as opposed to falling when swinging from the chandelier. If for example I had been beaten up or shot by some redneck halfwit Texan I too would have expected to have been insured/covered by the company as I was doing absolutely nothing intentionally to provoke them.

What's the point of a chandelier if you can't swing from it? If it's not designed for swinging from, there should be clear warning signs.

[MarillionFan]

Public servant wins legal battle after being injured during sex

I think the point relates to the fact she was injured by a light falling on her in the motel room as opposed to falling when swinging from the chandelier. If for example I had been beaten up or shot by some redneck halfwit Texan I too would have expected to have been insured/covered by the company as I was doing absolutely nothing intentionally to provoke them.