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NotAllThere replied

14 December 2012, 12:27
Make it 2 £50's and I won't.
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Paddy replied

14 December 2012, 12:24
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Make it a £50 and one will display one's mammaries.
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SimonMac replied

14 December 2012, 11:17
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Make it a £50 and I'll get my tits out
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SimonMac replied

14 December 2012, 11:16
Originally posted by Robinho View Post

"Queen approves 2018 public spending budget"

POTD
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NotAllThere replied

14 December 2012, 11:14
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

That's me, that is. I'm 86 you know.
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d000hg replied

14 December 2012, 09:37
Originally posted by sbakoola View Post

If the whole financial system collapsed tomorrow it will only be good to wipe your a*se with !

What do you think one uses it for now?
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MarillionFan replied

14 December 2012, 02:55
Will this do as my photo ID along with my gas bill for Buck palace?
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sbakoola replied

13 December 2012, 23:28
If the whole financial system collapsed tomorrow it will only be good to wipe your a*se with !
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Sysman replied

13 December 2012, 23:21
Originally posted by Robinho View Post

"Queen approves 2018 public spending budget"
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Robinho replied

13 December 2012, 21:41
"Queen approves 2018 public spending budget"

Last edited by Robinho; 13 December 2012, 21:43.
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d000hg replied

13 December 2012, 21:32
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

You were pretty hot back in the day.
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Zippy replied

13 December 2012, 21:31
20 quid!!?? I said don't take less than 15-1.
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EternalOptimist replied

13 December 2012, 21:29
if one does not fck orf right now.
one will get a royal brooch pin in the left testicule

she looks totally bored and patronized
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LatteLiberal replied

13 December 2012, 21:28
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Remember when Harry went to Vegas?, well this is all we have left your Majesty.
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Zippy replied

13 December 2012, 21:25
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Oh that's money is it? How nice - it matches ones outfit.
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