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BrilloPad replied

4 December 2012, 13:19
Originally posted by Andy2 View Post

I envy sasguru. i wish i could retire. i hate staring at a computer screen all day.

Its all made up.

HTH
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DimPrawn replied

4 December 2012, 11:23
Lonely man drives Toyota to Lidl.
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d000hg replied

4 December 2012, 11:15
Originally posted by Andy2 View Post

i hate staring at a computer screen all day.

Evidently he doesn't.
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darmstadt replied

4 December 2012, 11:13
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

It's a lovely day and I'm off to take the new motor for a spin! Again.
Bye.....

Sadly it's not new anymore. The minute the keys were handed over it became second hand...
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Andy2 replied

4 December 2012, 11:11
I envy sasguru. i wish i could retire. i hate staring at a computer screen all day.
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TestMangler replied

4 December 2012, 11:11
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Woke up to a beautiful imaginary morning so decided to take my imaginary car for an imaginary spin. Stopped at a set of imaginary traffic lights where an imaginary blonde babe offered me an imaginary blow job in the back seat of my imaginary car. Had to politely decline this imaginary blow job as the back seats of my imaginary car are too small to have imaginary sexual activity in. HTH BIDI Cretins

If you're going to make tulip up, at least make it interesting tulip
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RasputinDude replied

4 December 2012, 11:09
Monday: spend all day on CUK having a pointless fight about religion
Tuesday: post on CUK about plans to drive shiny new car

Wednesday: call 67% of CUK users 'cretins'
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d000hg replied

4 December 2012, 11:07
Monday: spend all day on CUK having a pointless fight about religion
Tuesday: post on CUK about plans to drive shiny new car
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SimonMac replied

4 December 2012, 11:07
Originally posted by Robinho View Post

I can't wait for the day when i retire and i can spend my whole life telling my e-friends how i'm going to drive to Sainsbury's local to pick up some eggs.

Maybe you should keep some chickens so you can have fresh eggs without the travelling?
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Robinho replied

4 December 2012, 11:05
I can't wait for the day when i retire and i can spend my whole life telling my e-friends how i'm going to drive to Sainsbury's local to pick up some eggs.
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BrilloPad replied

4 December 2012, 11:03
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

It's a lovely day and I'm off to take the new motor for a spin! Again.
Bye.....

Hopefully you are being literal, your bye will be permanent, and I won't have to put up with any more of your cretinism.
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eek replied

4 December 2012, 10:57
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

It's a lovely day and I'm off to take the new motor for a spin! Again.
Bye.....

The descent to madness continues.
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sasguru started a topic Notes from retirement - part 3

4 December 2012, 10:55
Notes from retirement - part 3

It's a lovely day and I'm off to take the new motor for a spin! Again.
Bye.....
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