Should I tell my friend about what his wife is up to?

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BrilloPad replied

17 November 2012, 19:50
Originally posted by Sysman View Post

What? You told him?

I very nearly bottled it - I am a coward.
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Sysman replied

17 November 2012, 18:40
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

At least it was quick......

What? You told him?
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BrilloPad replied

17 November 2012, 18:39
Originally posted by AtW View Post

I hope it was quick and painless...

At least it was quick......
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AtW replied

15 November 2012, 16:53
I hope it was quick and painless...
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doomage replied

15 November 2012, 16:50
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

Last Activity: Yesterday 16:53

Malvern link bridge fall: Attempted murder arrest

Still no sign of BP. He must be fuming at the lack of attention.
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speling bee replied

15 November 2012, 11:40
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

I suppose if you call all your girlfriends CAVEAT you're less likely to be caught. Do you tell them it's Lithuanian for sweetheart or something?

Let her beware, indeed.
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NotAllThere replied

15 November 2012, 11:38
Originally posted by Gibbon View Post

And use the same pet name, CAVEAT(so I've been told)

I suppose if you call all your girlfriends CAVEAT you're less likely to be caught. Do you tell them it's Lithuanian for sweetheart or something?
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speling bee replied

15 November 2012, 11:27
Originally posted by vetran View Post

we have a new meme,

Would sir like Blancmange with that?

BP don't sh*t on your own doorstep, stay out of it.
your mate is Big but not clever.The messenger may end up in his sights.

I think BP is blancmanging on his own doorstep.
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vetran replied

15 November 2012, 11:26
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

PM Old Hack.

I'm not travelling across the North Sea to shag some builder's wife when I've got Lady Tester and a tub of blancmange at home.

we have a new meme,

Would sir like Blancmange with that?

BP don't sh*t on your own doorstep, stay out of it.
your mate is Big but not clever.The messenger may end up in his sights.
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doomage replied

15 November 2012, 11:09
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

Last Activity: Yesterday 16:53

Murder arrest after body found
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fckvwls replied

15 November 2012, 11:03
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

But BP hasn't made that bit up yet.

Judging by facebook, I don't believe he needs to.
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Pondlife replied

15 November 2012, 10:53
Last Activity: Yesterday 16:53
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suityou01 replied

15 November 2012, 10:51
Originally posted by doodab View Post

Hurry up, I want to know what happens.

But BP hasn't made that bit up yet.
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Old Hack replied

15 November 2012, 10:21
Originally posted by AtW View Post

He'll be on stand by in getaway car at Bridgwater, just off M4...

Hahahahaha
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doodab replied

14 November 2012, 21:49
Hurry up, I want to know what happens.
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