Reply to: Have we done the Virginity Auction?

[EternalOptimist]

Are we talking feet above sea level?

yes.
it's always intrestin to hear about people were when they heard that Kennedy was shot etc and the first man landed on the moon


when I first 'did it'
I was at angels zero, on the edge of a field. quite a lovely night really. and dont tell the missus, but I still love that girl

I wonder if the bird who flogged her virginity will have a nice story to tell in 40 years time

[Zippy]

On a plane . wow


I think we should have a poll. 'How high off the ground were you, when you lost your virginity ?'

Are we talking feet above sea level?

[d000hg]

Yes, because being sad is having so much money to be able to throw it away on an hour of pleasure. Most men pay for sex, most just arent that honest about it.

All men pay for sex in 1 way or another. I refuse to pay a prostitute, but when you factor in dinners/travel/hourly rate, most women end up costing more than a prostitute if you divide the amount of money on them in a week, divided by the number of hours of sex.

That assumes you let a woman trick you into paying for everything. And that you spend a lot at a restaurant (or that I overestimate how much hookers cost of course).

[Platypus]

Considering there is a minor operation to restore virginity, there could be an new opening for business.

fnarr fnarr

the op doesn't restore virginity, it restores the hymen. These are not the same

[original PM]

Looks like you could both be done under the Trade Descriptions Act.

are you my wife???

[Mich the Tester]

what proof is there that she is a virgin..???

it is not like she will bleed like a stuck pig and the hymen can be worn away by anything....





(well I am so big all ladies bleed but... )

Looks like you could both be done under the Trade Descriptions Act.

[original PM]

what proof is there that she is a virgin..???

it is not like she will bleed like a stuck pig and the hymen can be worn away by anything....





(well I am so big all ladies bleed but... )

[Mich the Tester]

Signs that she would be prepared to feed me sardines while I spashed in the bath with a wetsuit and made seal noises.



Signs the the rest of the ladies volleyball team would join you both in bed one night.

Spot on.

[BrilloPad]

What were you looking for when you first chatted up Mrs BP?

Signs that she would be prepared to feed me sardines while I spashed in the bath with a wetsuit and made seal noises.

What do you think I was looking for when I first chatted up Lady Tester?

Signs the the rest of the ladies volleyball team would join you both in bed one night.

[Mich the Tester]

Money can't buy you love. It can only buy you sex.

What were you looking for when you first chatted up Mrs BP?
What do you think I was looking for when I first chatted up Lady Tester?

[escapeUK]

Money can't buy you love. It can only buy you sex.

But such a thing is not meant to last.

[BrilloPad]

Yes, because being sad is having so much money to be able to throw it away on an hour of pleasure. Most men pay for sex, most just arent that honest about it.

Money can't buy you love. It can only buy you sex.

[vetran]

I did


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[NotAllThere]

I tried that but it got a trifle messy

How many times did you try it?

[Mich the Tester]

I tried that but it got a trifle messy

Then add cream and strawberries and make it an Eton mess.