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Previously on "Should children be taught that pron is not real?"
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Originally Posted by Some Disreputable Vid or OtherOriginally posted by zeitghostIt was the vids in German with Dutch subtitles that amused me.
Neuk me, Neuk me
That won't have gone down well in Japan
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWHS
I think you genetically wired for it. Same as being a thick lying bulltulipter.
How is blaming your upbringing an easy get-out, but being genetically wired a certain way isn't? Surely that's the ultimate get-out, "it's the way I'm made"?
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Attempts to subtitle Dutch prons in German failed because nobody understood what the donkey was saying.Originally posted by zeitghostIt was the vids in German with Dutch subtitles that amused me.
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For some reason I didn't spend much time reading the subtitles but I wouldn't have said they 'amused' me eitherOriginally posted by zeitghostIt was the vids in German with Dutch subtitles that amused me.
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Only on a weekday, at weekends she was called Helga - I thought there was something oddOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostTell me about your experiences. Was she called Hans?
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Tell me about your experiences. Was she called Hans?Originally posted by BA to the Stars View PostThere can be some pretty ugly German women

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There can be some pretty ugly German womenOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostWeren't the deep voices and moustaches a clue?
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Now you tell me.....Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostWeren't the deep voices and moustaches a clue?
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Weren't the deep voices and moustaches a clue?Originally posted by northernladuk View PostWell the blokes didn't really do much of the shouting in the films I watched as a kid and didn't understand a word of German
At the time I thought role play was to wear a huge handlebar moustache and pretend to be German.
Wasn't much more available to 18 year olds at the time......
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Well the blokes didn't really do much of the shouting in the films I watched as a kid and didn't understand a word of GermanOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostYou mean you've finally resolved your gender role issues or you've come to terms with your preference?
At the time I thought role play was to wear a huge handlebar moustache and pretend to be German.
Wasn't much more available to 18 year olds at the time, particularly when I had a betamax and all my friends had just got VHS.Last edited by northernladuk; 25 October 2012, 11:01.
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Or maybe his isn't so groß after all.Originally posted by Pondlife View PostI think he means that if you're in that situation Sie is probably a bit formal.
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You mean you've finally resolved your gender role issues or you've come to terms with your preference?Originally posted by northernladuk View PostSaying that porn did have an effect on me when I was young. It was years before I learnt that yelling 'Yah yah das ist gut, sie ist so groß oh yah oh yah gut gut' in a deep german accent wasn't the thing to do.
How times have changed....
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