Originally posted by Mich the Tester
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LMGIFY
Dippy Drinking Bird Glass Dipping Duck Einstein Toy Happy Bobbing Pet - Science on eBay!
but I have found a CUK poster
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...htdi2tTx2HXGAQ
and one I wish was
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...fsW5W820vabeJw
but make sure the wife doesn't mind:
http://www.moneyandtulip.com/wp-conte...king_women.jpg
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Her glass says Spaten Munchen. I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere but i'm too distracted with that bingo top. Eyes down.....
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She'll have beer goggles too, which is always helpful.Originally posted by hyperD View PostCracking rack and pearl necklace there.
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I would.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostHere you go.. Drinking birds.. HTH

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That doesn't make it any less smuttyOriginally posted by Malcolm Buggeridge View Postlol, I meant what they were ingesting through their mouths.
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lol, I meant what they were ingesting through their mouths.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostWell there are lots of names for it but I've never called mine a 'banned substance'.
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Well there are lots of names for it but I've never called mine a 'banned substance'.Originally posted by Malcolm Buggeridge View PostFull of banned substances, I'll wager....
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Full of banned substances, I'll wager....Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI went to Leicester Poly in the days that there were 4 times as many birds there as men
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I went to Leicester Poly in the days that there were 4 times as many birds there as men, and I can assure you none of them needed any assistance in drinking. They did appreciate assistance after drinking though.
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Drinking Birds
I've been trying to get hold of some drinking birds for my nephew.
I used to have a pair as a boy and used to get endless hours of fun watching them perched on the rim of a glass of water, rocking to and fro in a progressively larger arc until they finally went over and dipped their beaks in the water before the whole process began again.
By all accounts they contained some kind of banned substance so they are no longer available.
Does anyone know of some dodgy Chinese supermarket that might be knocking them out?Tags: None
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