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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by speling bee View Post
    There should be a full stop between "terrible" and "you're".
    I'd use a semicolon; that's acceptable isn't it?

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  • VectraMan
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    Re: I can help you achieve

    Can you help me enjoy CUK? Because I've enjoyed this thread.

    Just saying.

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  • speling bee
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    Originally posted by aussielong View Post
    F"@k me! Your grammar is terrible, you're fired!
    There should be a full stop between "terrible" and "you're".

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    Is masked swearing a bannable offence (he asks in hope)
    No fooking way. I would be banned at least once a week.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    Is masked swearing a bannable offence (he asks in hope)
    Slurp slurp.

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  • speling bee
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    Can't be arsed to read the whole thread, but is the gist that AL will help you achieve orgasm for money, and OH is keen but still working on the currency conversion?

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  • doodab
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    Looks like you're too late:

    Domination Basics: Secrets of the Alpha Male Book 1 eBook: Drawk Kwast: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by aussielong View Post
    F"@k me! Your grammar is terrible, you're fired!
    Is masked swearing a bannable offence (he asks in hope)

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  • aussielong
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    Originally posted by TheBigD View Post
    What do I want with a poxy internet self-help scheme... Ausielong...Your fired!
    F"@k me! Your grammar is terrible, you're fired!

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  • TheBigD
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    Originally posted by aussielong View Post
    ...And I will for the right price.

    I'm thinking of writing a course for IT people to explain to you how to get out of the 80% into the 20%.

    The first tier is a PDF you can buy.

    Second tier is YouTube tutorials you can buy.

    Third tier, you can turn up and I will run a course in person, over a couple of days.
    What do I want with a poxy internet self-help scheme... Ausielong...Your fired!

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  • aussielong
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    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    It's drink; it's just back from the pub time where he's from.

    Easier to simply ignore him.
    You've stopped biting but you can't ignore me. I'm your only hope on here pal.

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  • Old Hack
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    It's drink; it's just back from the pub time where he's from.

    Easier to simply ignore him.

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  • alreadypacked
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    Originally posted by aussielong View Post
    Gonzo wha? I don't fap.

    I've got a c0ck like gonzos nose. Or have I got a nose like gonzos c0ck?

    Or do you mean im your camera into the real world? Do you want a commentary of my daily purge?
    Either on drugs or should be.

    HTH

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  • aussielong
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    The timezone? The location? The cocksure nature?

    Is AussieLong our Gonzo??
    Gonzo wha? I don't fap.

    I've got a c0ck like gonzos nose. Or have I got a nose like gonzos c0ck?

    Or do you mean im your camera into the real world? Do you want a commentary of my daily purge?
    Last edited by aussielong; 19 October 2012, 10:42.

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  • MarillionFan
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    The timezone? The location? The cocksure nature?

    Is AussieLong our Gonzo??

    Leave a comment:

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