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Originally posted by IR35 Avoider View PostFor some extra context re. 100 records per minute, as it happens I loaded a table into a mainframe test database just before lunch, 2.1 million 217 column records in 18.5 minutes.
Not particularly quick compared to the Linux machine cited, admittedly.
The same data, transformed into csv format, loads on SQL Servers running SQL Server 2000, on live servers also handling normal daytime load, in about 45 minutes.
TCA / TCO anyone ?
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For some extra context re. 100 records per minute, as it happens I loaded a table into a mainframe test database just before lunch, 2.1 million 217 column records in 18.5 minutes.
Not particularly quick compared to the Linux machine cited, admittedly.
The same data, transformed into csv format, loads on SQL Servers running SQL Server 2000, on live servers also handling normal daytime load, in about 45 minutes.
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Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostA little secret, Windows or Linux, if you're using Intel Processors you're still going to hit latency issues...
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostOne of my clients has shifted all the servers to linux - this means more money can be spent on the hardware, resulting in beefier machines. 50 million records loaded in a few minutes. That was quite impressive.
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One of my clients has shifted all the servers to linux - this means more money can be spent on the hardware, resulting in beefier machines. 50 million records loaded in a few minutes. That was quite impressive.
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostI've never worked anywhere like that Mich. You just pick bad clients... or perhaps it's the case that if it wasn't for safety-paranoid companies, you'd be out of a job!
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostWRONG!
Sorry BP, but I have to fundamentally disagree with you there. CPUs SHOULD be cheaper than coders, but they aren't because adding a cpu involves making formal requests, countersigned by a director, to the bloated purchasing department, then having the request denied because you haven't filled in part III section b, subsection iv of the ISO9000 purchasing request form, which means you have to fill in a new form, get it countersigned by a director and approved by the compliance officer who's having a day off for his 'elf and safety course, then awaiting purchasing to send you confirmation, then waiting for the preferred supplier to deliver according to their SLA, which states that said CPU will be delivered within 6 weeks (in other words, in 6 weeks) of receipt of countersigned and compliance stamped order form. Then said CPU waits around in a mysterious postage holding centre known only to the purchasing people, and eventually, after nobody's been able to do any work for 6 weeks, well you know what I mean. Somebody with an MBA has ensured that CPUs are expensive.
I am so pleased I am at a hedge fund these days. Walk round to see hardware purchaser. Chat about his fitness regime. Ask for what I want. Get it a couple of days later.
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I've never worked anywhere like that Mich. You just pick bad clients... or perhaps it's the case that if it wasn't for safety-paranoid companies, you'd be out of a job!
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostRecently I was working at an IB in London and they spent thousands of hours coding time trying to improve their overnight batch. I think they reduced it from 9 hours to 8 hours. Then someone realized that the database was running on 10 year old cpus - just replacing them reduced to 4 hours.
cpus are cheaper than coders.
Sorry BP, but I have to fundamentally disagree with you there. CPUs SHOULD be cheaper than coders, but they aren't because adding a cpu involves making formal requests, countersigned by a director, to the bloated purchasing department, then having the request denied because you haven't filled in part III section b, subsection iv of the ISO9000 purchasing request form, which means you have to fill in a new form, get it countersigned by a director and approved by the compliance officer who's having a day off for his 'elf and safety course, then awaiting purchasing to send you confirmation, then waiting for the preferred supplier to deliver according to their SLA, which states that said CPU will be delivered within 6 weeks (in other words, in 6 weeks) of receipt of countersigned and compliance stamped order form. Then said CPU waits around in a mysterious postage holding centre known only to the purchasing people, and eventually, after nobody's been able to do any work for 6 weeks, well you know what I mean. Somebody with an MBA has ensured that CPUs are expensive.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWhy are you not running systems in parallel?
MF in 'Director' Mode.
Originally posted by alluvial View Post1000 a minute? What are you running? A ZX Spectrum?
Tell them to buy a nice big mainframe. It's what they're built for.
Originally posted by Robinho View PostYou really took control of that situation and used your experience and knowledge to resolve the issue.
Originally posted by escapeUK View PostThe system isnt Epicor's Vantage, by any chance?
Originally posted by darmstadt View PostFTFY
Originally posted by stek View PostIs it VMware on a glorified PC?
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Recently I was working at an IB in London and they spent thousands of hours coding time trying to improve their overnight batch. I think they reduced it from 9 hours to 8 hours. Then someone realized that the database was running on 10 year old cpus - just replacing them reduced to 4 hours.
cpus are cheaper than coders.
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