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WZS, find out what she'd like to do and make a day/weekend of it.Originally posted by Zippy View PostVetran - you'll be spending a while WOO.
I like the shopping idea too. Or how about paying for some sessions for something she's always wanted to do? Learn to ride a horse, drive a sports car, shooting, a ride on a magic carpet to meet the King of the Potato People. And buy the feckin' ruby anyway
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Just remember to get her something.
"We'll go out and buy something special" really doesn't cut it. Four years later and I'm still waiting.
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Leave the ruby out and save that for when you have the misfortune to stay married that long, pay for a weekend trip for her and her girlies to go and watch a show.
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Vetran - you'll be spending a while WOO.Originally posted by vetran View Post"Mr. Flibble's very cross. What are we going to do with them Mr. Flibble?"
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I like the shopping idea too. Or how about paying for some sessions for something she's always wanted to do? Learn to ride a horse, drive a sports car, shooting, a ride on a magic carpet to meet the King of the Potato People. And buy the feckin' ruby anyway
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"Mr. Flibble's very cross. What are we going to do with them Mr. Flibble?"
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Get her a nice piece of jewellery featuring a ruby.
Edit: for the less sophisticared members of the congregation- this does not mean taking her for a curry.
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Take her on a tour of dodgy strip clubs. To remind her how lucky she is. Unless she is a 40 year old stripper herself, in which case, well done you!
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Find a younger version?Originally posted by PorkPie View PostWife's 40th coming up. Therefore asking the esteemed congregation (wierdo strangers on the internet) what special things I could do for this grand occasion.
Points for originality (i.e. not "pearl necklace", "take her up the oxo tower" etc.. you know you can do better than that)
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Is there anything on her "bucket" list such as a trip in a helicopter, trip on the Orient Express (they do day trips with dining etc.), weekend in Paris, etc.
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Took Mrs PL business class to NYC for a long weekend. Tix for a show, a few nice dinners, bit of shopping and some sightseeing.
Ah, I seem to have accidentally provided a sensible answer and have embarrassed myself again by being the only one. Sorry folks.
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what does she like? - I'm not talking about Celery and the Flying helmet.
The more customised it is the better.
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I thought he said 'take her up the oxo tower' was out of bounds?Originally posted by d000hg View PostThat one where you inject stuff in their bum.
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