feed him to the pigs errol

[Sysman]

Pork, I was told.

Aye. Rumour has it that cannibals referred to their victims as "long pig".

This theme was also covered in one of Ian Rankin's books, where a villain got rid of the bodies by feeding them to his pigs.

[Doggy Styles]

its like chicken

Pork, I was told.

[SimonMac]

I wonder what he tasted of?

its like chicken

[KentPhilip]

I wonder what he tasted of?

[d000hg]

Bacon, chianti and father beans. yum.

Especially apt since in Hannibal (sequel to Silence of the Lambs) the bad guy trains his pigs to eat Lecter.

[Uncle Albert]

Roald Dahl predicted this ages ago:

The Pig - Roald Dahl

In England once there lived a big
And wonderfully clever pig.
To everybody it was plain
That Piggy had a massive brain.
He worked out sums inside his head,
There was no book he hadn't read.
He knew what made an airplane fly,
He knew how engines worked and why.
He knew all this, but in the end
One question drove him round the bend:
He simply couldn't puzzle out
What LIFE was really all about.
What was the reason for his birth?
Why was he placed upon this earth?
His giant brain went round and round.
Alas, no answer could be found.
Till suddenly one wondrous night.
All in a flash he saw the light.
He jumped up like a ballet dancer
And yelled, "By gum, I've got the answer!"
"They want my bacon slice by slice
"To sell at a tremendous price!
"They want my tender juicy chops
"To put in all the butcher's shops!
"They want my pork to make a roast
"And that's the part'll cost the most!
"They want my sausages in strings!
"They even want my chitterlings!
"The butcher's shop! The carving knife!
"That is the reason for my life!"
Such thoughts as these are not designed
To give a pig great piece of mind.
Next morning, in comes Farmer Bland,
A pail of pigswill in his hand,
And piggy with a mighty roar,
Bashes the farmer to the floor…
Now comes the rather grizzly bit
So let's not make too much of it,
Except that you must understand
That Piggy did eat Farmer Bland,
He ate him up from head to toe,
Chewing the pieces nice and slow.
It took an hour to reach the feet,
Because there was so much to eat,
And when he finished, Pig, of course,
Felt absolutely no remorse.
Slowly he scratched his brainy head
And with a little smile he said,
"I had a fairly powerful hunch
"That he might have me for his lunch.
"And so, because I feared the worst,
"I thought I'd better eat him first."

[tractor]

..

Bacon, chianti and father beans. yum.

Fava

[BrilloPad]

Yes
-: Zeity

Bacon, chianti and father beans. yum.

[OwlHoot]

Not a good way to go BBC

Look on the bright side though, at least his family won't have to pay for a funeral

[vetran]

Would you want to eat bacon from that farm?

Yes
-: Zeity

[BrilloPad]

Would you want to eat bacon from that farm?

[Halo Jones]

Not a good way to go BBC