I may have found one of our missing (or banned) members

[vetran]

'Hi honey it's me. just ringing to see if the delivery man has dropped off the new stool for the kitchen yet ?'

ouch ROFL

[EternalOptimist]

'Hi honey it's me. just ringing to see if the delivery man has dropped off the new stool for the kitchen yet ?'

[NotAllThere]

I suspect irony. A long shot I know, since the reporter is presumably american...

[northernladuk]

First time I have ever seen having a tulip on the floor being 'even better'.

[sasguru]

Aye sounds like MF's MO

[doomage]

Shannon Patton, Oregon resident, finds pantyhose-clad man asleep in her kitchen

...After Patton regarded the passed-out, pantyhose-wearing man — his pants and shoes were nearby — she saw that her living room had been ransacked. Even better: The man had defecated on her kitchen floor.