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  • PorkPie
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    <chorus> We're all INDIVIDUALS!</chorus>
    I'm not!

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  • d000hg
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    Is that a Life of Brian quote?

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  • nomadd
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    Look, you've got it all wrong!
    You don't NEED to follow ME,
    You don't NEED to follow ANYBODY!
    You've got to think for yourselves!
    You're ALL individuals!

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  • speling bee
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    Originally posted by PorkPie View Post
    Muhammed, give me the wisdom to see past trivialities and not to get too hot under the collar when someone else says, or writes, or draws something I don't completely agree with.


    Praying to the prophet is BLASPHEMY.

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  • oscarose
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    ... as you understand it.
    Indeed

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    Quite right. You can only go to heaven if you are a catholic.
    You still get 72 virgins, but they're 80 year old nuns.
    Originally posted by oscarose View Post
    Back from the canaries and trying to connect with my higher power.

    ... as you understand it.

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  • oscarose
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    You off the sauce?
    Back from the canaries and trying to connect with my higher power.

    Last edited by oscarose; 21 September 2012, 10:26. Reason: spell

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by VirtualMonkey View Post
    it'll never catch on
    Quite right. You can only go to heaven if you are a catholic.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by PorkPie View Post

    Muhammed, give me the wisdom to see past trivialities and not to get too hot under the collar when someone else says, or writes, or draws something I don't completely agree with.

    chortle

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  • VirtualMonkey
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    Originally posted by PorkPie View Post
    Muhammed, give me the wisdom to see past trivialities and not to get too hot under the collar when someone else says, or writes, or draws something I don't completely agree with.


    it'll never catch on

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  • PorkPie
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    Muhammed, give me the wisdom to see past trivialities and not to get too hot under the collar when someone else says, or writes, or draws something I don't completely agree with.


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  • EternalOptimist
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    God give me patience. Right now!

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  • chef
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    is Chico back

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  • cojak
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    Pleasebelatetraindriver...

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Trust in GOD and keep your powder dry.
    FTFY

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