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  • Lockhouse
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    Stand, but prefer to do it in a cubicle to avoid splashback.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post


    a perfect reminder that the poll is missing a third Bob option


    stand
    sit
    perch on the sides , clinging on with your claw-like feet, whilst attempting to get your payload down the middle, whilst not really caring if you lay your cable all over the porcelein because some other sucker will have to clean the bastid up.



    Sorted.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    For more information, I am told there are videos on the subject.
    watersport video

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    There is a technical reason in favour for men to stand. When seated, the position will cause part of the bladder to be lower than the urine track so when he pisses some urine will be left in the bladder that can go stale and cause infections to the bladder and kidneys. By standing up all the urine is pissed out.

    Prince Philip is old and he has and enlarged prostrate causing him to piss slowly but the lazy bugger likes to sit on the crapper thus, he gets infections.

    Women usually squat to piss but their urine track is shorter and does not rise above the bladder.

    For more information, I am told there are videos on the subject.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    What about those Frenchie bogs that are no more than a tray with a hole in the middle and two platforms for yer feet... fine for a bloke - I just pee into the hole from outside the tray but what do wimmin do?

    Someone with a very odd willy seems to be using the glory hole.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I know I am going to regret this. Okay. You did not. What about her?
    Bird (to priest) 'Father, I have not da or brothers. What is that ting that dangles between his legs ?'

    'ah. dats his willy my child. his c0ck, Kn0b, Saus, pen1s, dong'

    Bird- 'his willy. so dats what it is. of course. and whats that big porple ting on the end?'

    'ah. dats his bell my child. his tub-end, glans, wobbly-warhead'

    Bird- 'his bell end. so dats what it is. of course. and what are those two big round tings, about eighteen inches from his bell end'


    'for your sake my child. I hope they are the cheeks of his fckng @rse'




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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    What about those Frenchie bogs that are no more than a tray with a hole in the middle and two platforms for yer feet... fine for a bloke - I just pee into the hole from outside the tray but what do wimmin do?
    Lean backwards like in full monty?

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  • Cliphead
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    Used to hang around with a German girl who insisted every male visitor to her flat sat down when pissing in the toilet. Thing is she insisted in coming in to make sure you abided by the rules.

    Kinda kinky

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  • Troll
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    What about those Frenchie bogs that are no more than a tray with a hole in the middle and two platforms for yer feet... fine for a bloke - I just pee into the hole from outside the tray but what do wimmin do?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    did I ever tell you the one about the sixteen yeal old Oirish girl who got married ?
    I know I am going to regret this. Okay. You did not. What about her?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by kingcook View Post
    Sit down on my own toilet.

    Stand for anyone elses.



    a perfect reminder that the poll is missing a third Bob option


    stand
    sit
    perch on the sides , clinging on with your claw-like feet, whilst attempting to get your payload down the middle, whilst not really caring if you lay your cable all over the porcelein because some other sucker will have to clean the bastid up.



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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Was that in a episode of viz?
    should have been.



    did I ever tell you the one about the sixteen yeal old Oirish girl who got married ?




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  • kingcook
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    Sit down on my own toilet.

    Stand for anyone elses.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    no, his piles were wrapped around the axle




    Was that in a episode of viz?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    heart-attack ???
    no, his piles were wrapped around the axle




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