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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Oh sorry, I'd forgotten you didn't all go to public school.
    But Mrs BP did. I love the stories......

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    stops the big kids beating you up in there or jacking up.
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Up or Off?
    Beating up, beating off, jacking you off or jacking up, it all happens.

    Oh sorry, I'd forgotten you didn't all go to public school.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    stops the big kids beating you up in there or jacking up.
    Up or Off?

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  • Support Monkey
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    stops the big kids beating you up in there or jacking up.
    that's what i thought, it obviously stops the kids hanging around in the toilet area, the traps have full length doors so you cannot see in. its just the hearing and smelling that might be a problem

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  • BoredBloke
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    When I worked in North Carolina we used to go to this bar. The gents was a single urinal and a sit down bog next to each other. The door opened directly into the bar. One of the blokes with us went for a pi55 and forgot to lock the door. Mid Pi55 this bloke comes in and sits down next to my mate and starts firing turds down the loo. We could hear him outside. Oi you dirty bastard in a loud cockey accent. What he said was 1 - it stunk and he couldn't get away intil he finished his pi55 and 2 the guy was head height to his knob!.

    He left and left the door open so that the other bloke could be seen from the rest of the bar having a tulip.

    Great days!

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  • hyperD
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    Bah! Blocked by the clientco. Reason: Tasteless.

    That's a bit judgemental don't you think?

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Support Monkey View Post
    I went into a brand new school yesterday, one of those academy schools and all the toilets are open plan, the restroom areas have no doors at all, you have the main corridor of the school and then a large alcove with the sinks and the hand driers in the middle and each side are the doors to the traps, so when you enter or come out of the trap you can be seen from the main corridor

    My first thought is what about the smell and the second thought is what if your having a rather noisy eartha

    stops the big kids beating you up in there or jacking up.

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by Scoobos View Post
    I've never understood why every non european country has slits in the doors to the poo'er - so everyone can see you sat there.....

    What's that all about then?

    Worst loo for me , was a hole in the floor on a train in Malaysia that was travelling in a very unpredictable fashion, combined with travellers runs
    Worst for me was the same issue, on a train in Bangladesh, then having to stay for 2 weeks in Dhaka with dysentry.

    Can't tell you the horrors of being unable to move, but still with the tulips.

    Mind you, I had a cracking 6 pack at the end of it

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Linked off this one is the 6 Most Terrifying Commutes to Work, which includes this video that I thought had vanished a while ago. Don't watch if you get nervous about heights.

    Good job they're wearing crash helmets

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    OK who wants to pee in a pod or watch your urinal rise out of the floor like a Dalek?

    The 6 Most Terrifying Public Restrooms in the World | Cracked.com

    Blast appears someone else also has toilet humour on their mind and I look like a sad loser ......
    Linked off this one is the 6 Most Terrifying Commutes to Work, which includes this video that I thought had vanished a while ago. Don't watch if you get nervous about heights.

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  • darmstadt
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    Some of the worst have been in that paragon of godliness is next to cleanliness, the USA. I went to one in a club and basically it was just a big room with urinals around it and a crapper in the middle, no walls or doors, just a bog roll and then in some bars they have tiny little doors with big gaps above and below, weird ****ers.

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  • Scoobos
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    I've never understood why every non european country has slits in the doors to the poo'er - so everyone can see you sat there.....

    What's that all about then?

    Worst loo for me , was a hole in the floor on a train in Malaysia that was travelling in a very unpredictable fashion, combined with travellers runs

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Support Monkey View Post
    I went into a brand new school yesterday, one of those academy schools and all the toilets are open plan, the restroom areas have no doors at all, you have the main corridor of the school and then a large alcove with the sinks and the hand driers in the middle and each side are the doors to the traps, so when you enter or come out of the trap you can be seen from the main corridor

    My first thought is what about the smell and the second thought is what if your having a rather noisy eartha
    Which perv decided he/she wants to be able to watch kids having a dump?

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  • Support Monkey
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    I went into a brand new school yesterday, one of those academy schools and all the toilets are open plan, the restroom areas have no doors at all, you have the main corridor of the school and then a large alcove with the sinks and the hand driers in the middle and each side are the doors to the traps, so when you enter or come out of the trap you can be seen from the main corridor

    My first thought is what about the smell and the second thought is what if your having a rather noisy eartha

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  • Mich the Tester
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    All good stuff, but people who refer to the bog as a 'restroom' should be shot.

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