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Originally posted by vetran View Poststops the big kids beating you up in there or jacking up.
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When I worked in North Carolina we used to go to this bar. The gents was a single urinal and a sit down bog next to each other. The door opened directly into the bar. One of the blokes with us went for a pi55 and forgot to lock the door. Mid Pi55 this bloke comes in and sits down next to my mate and starts firing turds down the loo. We could hear him outside. Oi you dirty bastard in a loud cockey accent. What he said was 1 - it stunk and he couldn't get away intil he finished his pi55 and 2 the guy was head height to his knob!.
He left and left the door open so that the other bloke could be seen from the rest of the bar having a tulip.
Great days!
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Bah! Blocked by the clientco. Reason: Tasteless.
That's a bit judgemental don't you think?
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Originally posted by Support Monkey View PostI went into a brand new school yesterday, one of those academy schools and all the toilets are open plan, the restroom areas have no doors at all, you have the main corridor of the school and then a large alcove with the sinks and the hand driers in the middle and each side are the doors to the traps, so when you enter or come out of the trap you can be seen from the main corridor
My first thought is what about the smell and the second thought is what if your having a rather noisy eartha
stops the big kids beating you up in there or jacking up.
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Originally posted by Scoobos View PostI've never understood why every non european country has slits in the doors to the poo'er - so everyone can see you sat there.....
What's that all about then?
Worst loo for me , was a hole in the floor on a train in Malaysia that was travelling in a very unpredictable fashion, combined with travellers runs
Can't tell you the horrors of being unable to move, but still with the tulips.
Mind you, I had a cracking 6 pack at the end of it
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostLinked off this one is the 6 Most Terrifying Commutes to Work, which includes this video that I thought had vanished a while ago. Don't watch if you get nervous about heights.
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Originally posted by vetran View PostOK who wants to pee in a pod or watch your urinal rise out of the floor like a Dalek?
The 6 Most Terrifying Public Restrooms in the World | Cracked.com
Blast appears someone else also has toilet humour on their mind and I look like a sad loser ......
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Some of the worst have been in that paragon of godliness is next to cleanliness, the USA. I went to one in a club and basically it was just a big room with urinals around it and a crapper in the middle, no walls or doors, just a bog roll and then in some bars they have tiny little doors with big gaps above and below, weird ****ers.
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I've never understood why every non european country has slits in the doors to the poo'er - so everyone can see you sat there.....
What's that all about then?
Worst loo for me , was a hole in the floor on a train in Malaysia that was travelling in a very unpredictable fashion, combined with travellers runs
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Originally posted by Support Monkey View PostI went into a brand new school yesterday, one of those academy schools and all the toilets are open plan, the restroom areas have no doors at all, you have the main corridor of the school and then a large alcove with the sinks and the hand driers in the middle and each side are the doors to the traps, so when you enter or come out of the trap you can be seen from the main corridor
My first thought is what about the smell and the second thought is what if your having a rather noisy eartha
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I went into a brand new school yesterday, one of those academy schools and all the toilets are open plan, the restroom areas have no doors at all, you have the main corridor of the school and then a large alcove with the sinks and the hand driers in the middle and each side are the doors to the traps, so when you enter or come out of the trap you can be seen from the main corridor
My first thought is what about the smell and the second thought is what if your having a rather noisy eartha
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All good stuff, but people who refer to the bog as a 'restroom' should be shot.
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