Reply to: Silly product names

[Mich the Tester]

DONG Vrij

[vetran]

UltraDEX products are already available in some stores, but will be fazed in across all our retailers during the month of July. Do they really write like that?

I have just had to do a course on our customer value negotiation system, yes marketing DO REALLY write like that

[Doggy Styles]

UltraDEX products are already available in some stores, but will be fazed in across all our retailers during the month of July. Do they really write like that?

[d000hg]

Admin could do with applying a bit of this to the forums as well...

New Name is UltraDEX
LATEST NEWS - 5 Jul 2012 - UltraDEX: Same effective formula, new improved name.

We're delighted to announce that the UltraDEX range of oral care has been launched replacing the RetarDEX brand.

Our professional and effective formula will remain exactly the same.

You can find out why the products were initially called RetarDEX here. Understandably, a lot of people have voiced criticism of that name, especially with the rise of social media. We've listened to those people, as well as our current consumers, to create a brand new name to match the quality of the products.

UltraDEX products are already available in some stores, but will be fazed in across all our retailers during the month of July.

And I actually use that product range, it's pretty good. In fact I've eaten Plopp as well.

[doodab]

Not just a product but a whole chain of shops

B.U.M. Equipment: Home

[SimonMac]

Sounds like 'er indoors

Slightly OTT but along the same lines

[northernladuk]

Admin could do with applying a bit of this to the forums as well...

[northernladuk]

Sounds like 'er indoors

[original PM]

salty spunk sweets, apparently good for sore throats

My missus never falls for that

[Sysman]

Slightly off topic, but was slightly amused how the Germans make up words by concatenanting other words.

The best I came across was 'frauenbrusthoch', which appears to mean chest height.

Büstenhalter means bra. Bust holder when translated literally.

Abbreviated to BH in polite company, which snippet I picked up from a seminar on dressing for interviews.

[Sysman]

Plopp, chocolate pieces with a runny chocolate center

Sound like laxative chocolate to me.

[mudskipper]

Slightly off topic, but was slightly amused how the Germans make up words by concatenanting other words.

The best I came across was 'frauenbrusthoch', which appears to mean chest height.

[Halo Jones]

In Germany I got a bottle of flavoured mineral water called “Love Juice”, plum flavour of course.

[chef]

Chocolate log bar

[chef]

Ass chocolate bar