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SupremeSpod replied

29 June 2012, 09:14
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

I'm once, twice, three times a lady.

Originally posted by Diver View Post

So the no longer classed as pre-op then?

Diver, just remember, if you do the deed, in the eyes of God, you're still a homosexual!
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MarillionFan replied

29 June 2012, 08:21
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

Where has he disappeared to?

He mentioned he didn't like the overly homosexual feeling of CUK and quit for somewhere less dodgy.

He now posts on www.arseticklers.com
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BrilloPad replied

29 June 2012, 08:08
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

Where has he disappeared to?

He eloped with andyw
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norrahe replied

29 June 2012, 08:03
Originally posted by vetran View Post

HAB of course!

Where has he disappeared to?
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Diver replied

29 June 2012, 06:59
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

I'm once, twice, three times a lady.

So the no longer classed as pre-op then?
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Scrag Meister replied

29 June 2012, 06:58
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

EO - for the appropriate sum (cash, obviously) you can be 20 years younger.

Plastic Surgery? I'm sure they take cards, not just cash.
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northernladyuk replied

29 June 2012, 05:25
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

I'm finding the level of perving in this thread rather disturbing so I'd prefer it if you'd all tone it down a bit. CUK laydees have their dignity, you know.

EO - for the appropriate sum (cash, obviously) you can be 20 years younger.

I'm once, twice, three times a lady.
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AtW replied

28 June 2012, 23:44
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

I'm finding the level of perving in this thread rather disturbing so I'd prefer it if you'd all tone it down a bit. CUK laydees have their dignity, you know.

You are not real Zippy!!! You are a shadow of her...
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Zippy replied

28 June 2012, 23:34
I'm finding the level of perving in this thread rather disturbing so I'd prefer it if you'd all tone it down a bit. CUK laydees have their dignity, you know.

EO - for the appropriate sum (cash, obviously) you can be 20 years younger.
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KentPhilip replied

28 June 2012, 22:27
Can I vote for Eternal Ooptimist; I've always been fond of a shaggy dog story..
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vetran replied

28 June 2012, 21:49
HAB of course!
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northernladyuk replied

28 June 2012, 18:51
Originally posted by Diver View Post

I'll second that

Actually that was the old man in my best house coat. RoS.
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NotAllThere replied

28 June 2012, 17:58
I think the answer is here. http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...t-fillies.html

AndyW's mum.
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Diver replied

28 June 2012, 17:02
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Notthing like Northernladyuk has!!

I'll second that
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northernladyuk replied

28 June 2012, 16:20
Originally posted by AtW View Post

They are divorced now!

Still going strong actually.
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