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Actually that was the old man in my best house coat. RoS.Originally posted by Diver View PostI'll second that

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I'm finding the level of perving in this thread rather disturbing so I'd prefer it if you'd all tone it down a bit. CUK laydees have their dignity, you know.
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostI'm finding the level of perving in this thread rather disturbing so I'd prefer it if you'd all tone it down a bit. CUK laydees have their dignity, you know.
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I'm once, twice, three times a lady.Originally posted by Zippy View PostI'm finding the level of perving in this thread rather disturbing so I'd prefer it if you'd all tone it down a bit. CUK laydees have their dignity, you know.
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Plastic Surgery? I'm sure they take cards, not just cash.Originally posted by Zippy View PostEO - for the appropriate sum (cash, obviously) you can be 20 years younger.Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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So the no longer classed as pre-op then?Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostI'm once, twice, three times a lady.
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