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Previously on "Dodgy call from Indian 'Windows Technical Support'"

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Ask them how to bleed the radiators, and then ask them about chutney spoons.

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  • SunnyInHades
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    Start talking about gas boilers and central heating – that gets ‘em every time.

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  • oscarose
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    Had yet another bob call last night. They won't be calling back after spinning "Dravid" along for about 1/2 hour before discussing my favourite beef dish (cooked rare).

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    I told my caller his god would not be happy and he was going to hell.

    Felt bad afterwards.
    Because even the devil would be unhappy with him?

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  • SimonMac
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    KUTAB

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  • vetran
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    Amused me

    How To Torment Telemarketers With One Word (Random Hilarity)

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  • gingerjedi
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    I told my caller his god would not be happy and he was going to hell.

    Felt bad afterwards.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post
    Just had a call from a dodgy Indian call centre, cracked me up. Bob, clearly reading from a script was trying to tell me that I had a problem with my computer and that he knew this because my PC had been sending alerts to his technical support centre.

    How? I asked. But alas, no answer.

    Which company are you calling from? I asked. "Windows Technical Support Centre". Lovely, I thought.

    I actually laughed out loud, and even then his script-following skills were extraordinary. He kept on going, trying to get me to turn my computer on and follow his instructions, even after I told him I'm an IT expert and he can just tell me what the problem his. "Download our software"

    I kept him going for about 3 minutes before he couldn't take my sarcasm and laughter any longer. I wish I'd played it smarter and even told him he was disrespecting his parents or something. That would've gotten his goat.

    Sounds quite similar to this guy's experience:-

    India Windows Tech Support Scam - YouTube
    Is there a redirect function on your phone? If so, put him through to RBS head office.

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  • NotAllThere
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    While you're on the line, do you do takeaway?

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  • Dodgy call from Indian 'Windows Technical Support'

    Just had a call from a dodgy Indian call centre, cracked me up. Bob, clearly reading from a script was trying to tell me that I had a problem with my computer and that he knew this because my PC had been sending alerts to his technical support centre.

    How? I asked. But alas, no answer.

    Which company are you calling from? I asked. "Windows Technical Support Centre". Lovely, I thought.

    I actually laughed out loud, and even then his script-following skills were extraordinary. He kept on going, trying to get me to turn my computer on and follow his instructions, even after I told him I'm an IT expert and he can just tell me what the problem his. "Download our software"

    I kept him going for about 3 minutes before he couldn't take my sarcasm and laughter any longer. I wish I'd played it smarter and even told him he was disrespecting his parents or something. That would've gotten his goat.

    Sounds quite similar to this guy's experience:-

    India Windows Tech Support Scam - YouTube

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