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Previously on "Weird Critters in my Water Butt"

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  • xoggoth
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    of a sekshewal nature
    Hope not. As they are larva they must be underage.

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  • Lockhouse
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    Double Yuck.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Just because it turns you on, it doesn't mean it's sexual.

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by pacharan View Post
    Awww!

    Mods, Mods!

    pacharan is posting rude pctures of a sekshewal nature

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  • pacharan
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    Originally posted by reddy2011 View Post
    Got any pictures of them ?

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  • reddy2011
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    Originally posted by pacharan View Post
    Don't know what they are but I'm guessing larvae of some description.

    They have a rectangular shaped body about 8 mm long with a flagellum around 30 mm. Look like giant bacteria.

    Shudder. Revolting looking things. Anyway know what they are?
    Got any pictures of them ?

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  • minestrone
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    What a coincidence - There's also a horrible blood sucking Lib Dem politician called Clegg.
    A fact not lost on Annabel Goldie...

    "I know a Clegg bite swells up and is immensely irritating for a few days and then it goes back down and leaves a nasty little blemish as a perpetual reminder of how tiresome it once was"

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post

    ... the horsefly in Scotland is called the clegg, horrible blood sucking things they are.
    What a coincidence - There's also a horrible blood sucking Lib Dem politician called Clegg.

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  • minestrone
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    Had an flying army of horseflys come out of bucket of stagnant water recently, the horsefly in Scotland is called the clegg, horrible blood sucking things they are.

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  • pacharan
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    My fee for the advice is only £300
    Let's call it quits as I'm sure my post has given you an idea for your next app!

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  • AtW
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    Is the sockiemaster same dullard who was posting under Gricer name?

    It was less dull to listen to Brezhnev

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  • xoggoth
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    My fee for the advice is only £300

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  • pacharan
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Rat-tailed maggot or Drone fly larva?

    Syrphidae, hover flies
    Yes, I think that's what they are.


    Apparently hover flies are good to have in the garden and people encourage them to breed by leaving buckets of stagnant water in the garden.

    Link

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by pacharan View Post
    Don't know what they are but I'm guessing larvae of some description.

    They have a rectangular shaped body about 8 mm long with a flagellum around 30 mm. Look like giant bacteria.

    Shudder. Revolting looking things. Anyway know what they are?
    Photo please you Numpty

    of the creatures, Not your butt

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  • xoggoth
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    Rat-tailed maggot or Drone fly larva?

    Syrphidae, hover flies

    http://ipm.ncsu.edu/ag369/notes/rattailed_maggots.html
    Last edited by xoggoth; 17 June 2012, 18:45.

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